There was an empty classroom in my old school that I kinda just claimed as my own.

I never saw ANYONE using it. So most lunches, I would just sneak off and chill out there until the next class started.

I also had a book checked out of my school's library for about 4 years straight.

The limit was 2 weeks.

I used to occasionally go to a lunch-time art club that I never officially signed up for.

I just turned up and drew.

I missed an entire end-of-school exam because i was too busy trying to finish my art project before we went on a school trip to france.

I don't know how, but I think I still passed that class.

SPEAKING OF FRANCE

We went to disneyland, and I saw a neat keychain in one of the gift shops.

So I stole it.

My life of crime began there.

Once we were back from france, there was a school dance.

I kinda just stood around, not dancing.

Until one girl came up to me and said "you look bored. wanna dance with me?"

And i was like "no thank you, standing around is fun actually"

Fucking idiot.