Y’all won’t believe I was just in my dumpster looking for my retainers
I wish I was lying
My neighbor end up catching me going on the garbage 🥴
I went in the dumpster for nothing
In Conclusion I found them.
They were in my purse 😒
Btw there was no garbage in the dumpster. It was literally my bag and someone else’s
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