Y’all won’t believe I was just in my dumpster looking for my retainers
I wish I was lying
My neighbor end up catching me going on the garbage https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
I went in the dumpster for nothing
In Conclusion I found them.
They were in my purse https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
Btw there was no garbage in the dumpster. It was literally my bag and someone else’s
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