okay I’ve decided on my next rant: jedi order reform is bullshit
For one thing it reeks because you’re saying a group that was wiped out has to conform in order to be valid
Attachment is possessiveness and unwillingness to let go, NOT simply having relationships w people (yes sex is not attachment and if you do it right honestly neither is a romance). In other words, they have to put the needs of the many over the needs of one. So the ban can stay
“They stole children” no, they actually didn’t. Rewatch the clone wars because clearly you missed the entire arc about how they get the parents’ permission.
and for that matter, why are mandos adopting kids uwu found family but when it’s the Jedi it’s kidnapping?
“They needed to let older ones train” I know this is hard to grasp but the reason that happened was so there wasn’t a conflict of interest once the child grew up. They got the parents’ permission. They only took them really young if their home situation was unstable.
Yes Luke got trained later but that’s because literally everyone was wiped out. It’s not some indoctrination shit, because for one thing indoctrination implies brainwashing and that means you’re saying teaching mindfulness is brainwashing.
“They lost their way”...how? By fighting in a war? Guess what peacekeeping does not equal pacifism. Moreover if they hadn’t fought them the narrative would be “why aren’t they defending the Republic!!!”
“Yoda and the council are mean 😡” rewatch aotc because Yoda is the one who calls Obi-Wan out for calling Geonosis a victory. He’s actually one of the most self-critical and introspective characters. The council is mostly people everyone actually likes so...make it make sense
Like you can’t just go “I hate the Council...except for Obi-Wan and Plo and Kit and-“
“They don’t let you see your bio family!” Again, this is ADOPTION. The Jedi ARE their family, just not biological and not in a nuclear westernized structure. Anakin’s situation is different because he was old enough to remember his mother, so it made the attachment vow difficult
Also I’d argue it’s not *banned* to meet your bio family, like how some adopted kids will later meet their bio fam irl. Dooku meets his father (who left him to die) & his sister (who accepts him) & while this is after he left, I bet meeting is ok if you aren’t being nepotist
“Luke represents what the Jedi SHOULD have been.” Bro do you remember his teachers were literally Obi-Wan and Yoda? And news flash they were RIGHT about not following the vision because esb didn’t end well for anyone
ughh ok I’m tired /end thread for now
basically stop blaming them for literally everything that went wrong and saying they need to “fix” themselves when the one to blame is very obviously THIS guy
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