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I was at the ville attending a wedding when homegirl told me to pull up. The house with the wedding was about 5km away from mine and hers was in town(about 15-20km). I was so excited I ran home so I could freshen up. https://twitter.com/omanii_hapulile/status/1298694964273184769">https://twitter.com/omanii_ha...
When I arrived that& #39;s when I noticed there were no cars in the house. They were all at the wedding. I was so tired from the running I decided to just go sleep. That& #39;s when I saw the tractor.
Satan had a plan for me and I loved it...
Satan had a plan for me and I loved it...
Everyone was at the wedding including my grandpa(the owner of the tractor) so I decided to sneak in his room for the keys.
I opened the door only to realise my granny was in there sleeping
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I opened the door only to realise my granny was in there sleeping
On my tippy toes I walked in and out like Tom Cruise on steroids.
I got the keys, started the tractor and I was on my way.
I got the keys, started the tractor and I was on my way.
It was night time and the tractor& #39;s lights weren& #39;t at all bright so I used my phone& #39;s torch for extra support. Didn& #39;t really make much of a difference but yah mos... Tuff times neva last... and I knew the way... we move
By the time I arrived, my phone was at 2%. I left the tractor about a km outside of town and I walked until I found a cab, ngaye...
Homeboy was driving so slow I gave him extra N$20 to let me drive. I arrive at homegirl& #39;s place and her lights are off. I couldn& #39;t hear any movement. I took my phone out to call her and guess what...
I came too far man. Her neighbours were awake so I went over to ask them to call homegirl so she comes out.
I& #39;ve been longing to pipe this chic for months man I& #39;m sorry. Anyway...
I& #39;ve been longing to pipe this chic for months man I& #39;m sorry. Anyway...
One the guys from her neighbour& #39;s house was my homie so it wasn& #39;t a hustle getting him to open the gate.
Just when I thought my luck finally turned... pah!!... no one had aweh seconds. I had so I told him to charge my phone enough to turn it on...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€ŠđŸââïž" title="Mann schlĂ€gt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlĂ€gt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">no one had type C charger. Guy
Just when I thought my luck finally turned... pah!!... no one had aweh seconds. I had so I told him to charge my phone enough to turn it on...
My nigga said, "Don& #39;t worry, my guy Six has a phone like yours"
So we went to Six& #39;s place for a charger.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">I& #39;ve never seen a slow charger like this one. While we waited, Six sparked a joint and we had a session. I explained my situation and niggas couldn& #39;t stop laughing...
So we went to Six& #39;s place for a charger.
One joint became two, two became three and next thing I knew it was 4AM, I was stoned af and my phone was full.
We just slept...
We just slept...
Morning time I called homegirl kutya I couldn& #39;t make it last night but I& #39;m town now if she still wants this Wamboe vamboo...
She goes, "My sisters just came back home from the city a few minutes ago. Don& #39;t you have anywhere else we can go?"
Ngaye...
She goes, "My sisters just came back home from the city a few minutes ago. Don& #39;t you have anywhere else we can go?"
Ngaye...
I took Six& #39;s Dankie Botswana (and yes we just met but weed makes unbreakable bonds) and I picked her up so we can get a room in some ka guest house...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Seeing her in that passenger seat looking all cute had my bamboo vibrating
We get there, I pay for the room ngaye hwipa... nyama to nyama... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">Inside her felt like heaven man. The grip, the warmth, the moisture... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">I could& #39;ve died right there. The struggle was all worth it sha. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">I was still a bit high so my drive was top tier and I made sure...
