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I was at the ville attending a wedding when homegirl told me to pull up. The house with the wedding was about 5km away from mine and hers was in town(about 15-20km). I was so excited I ran home so I could freshen up. https://twitter.com/omanii_hapulile/status/1298694964273184769
When I arrived that's when I noticed there were no cars in the house. They were all at the wedding. I was so tired from the running I decided to just go sleep. That's when I saw the tractor.
Satan had a plan for me and I loved it...
Satan had a plan for me and I loved it...
Everyone was at the wedding including my grandpa(the owner of the tractor) so I decided to sneak in his room for the keys.
I opened the door only to realise my granny was in there sleeping
I opened the door only to realise my granny was in there sleeping
On my tippy toes I walked in and out like Tom Cruise on steroids.
I got the keys, started the tractor and I was on my way.
I got the keys, started the tractor and I was on my way.
It was night time and the tractor's lights weren't at all bright so I used my phone's torch for extra support. Didn't really make much of a difference but yah mos... Tuff times neva last... and I knew the way... we move
By the time I arrived, my phone was at 2%. I left the tractor about a km outside of town and I walked until I found a cab, ngaye...
Homeboy was driving so slow I gave him extra N$20 to let me drive. I arrive at homegirl's place and her lights are off. I couldn't hear any movement. I took my phone out to call her and guess what...
I came too far man. Her neighbours were awake so I went over to ask them to call homegirl so she comes out.
I've been longing to pipe this chic for months man I'm sorry. Anyway...
I've been longing to pipe this chic for months man I'm sorry. Anyway...
One the guys from her neighbour's house was my homie so it wasn't a hustle getting him to open the gate.
Just when I thought my luck finally turned... pah!!... no one had aweh seconds. I had so I told him to charge my phone enough to turn it on...
no one had type C charger. Guy
Just when I thought my luck finally turned... pah!!... no one had aweh seconds. I had so I told him to charge my phone enough to turn it on...
no one had type C charger. Guy
My nigga said, "Don't worry, my guy Six has a phone like yours"
So we went to Six's place for a charger.
I've never seen a slow charger like this one. While we waited, Six sparked a joint and we had a session. I explained my situation and niggas couldn't stop laughing...
So we went to Six's place for a charger.
I've never seen a slow charger like this one. While we waited, Six sparked a joint and we had a session. I explained my situation and niggas couldn't stop laughing...
One joint became two, two became three and next thing I knew it was 4AM, I was stoned af and my phone was full.
We just slept...
We just slept...
Morning time I called homegirl kutya I couldn't make it last night but I'm town now if she still wants this Wamboe vamboo...
She goes, "My sisters just came back home from the city a few minutes ago. Don't you have anywhere else we can go?"
Ngaye...
She goes, "My sisters just came back home from the city a few minutes ago. Don't you have anywhere else we can go?"
Ngaye...
I took Six's Dankie Botswana (and yes we just met but weed makes unbreakable bonds) and I picked her up so we can get a room in some ka guest house...
Seeing her in that passenger seat looking all cute had my bamboo vibrating
Seeing her in that passenger seat looking all cute had my bamboo vibrating
We get there, I pay for the room ngaye hwipa... nyama to nyama... 
Inside her felt like heaven man. The grip, the warmth, the moisture... I could've died right there. The struggle was all worth it sha. 
I was still a bit high so my drive was top tier and I made sure...
Inside her felt like heaven man. The grip, the warmth, the moisture... I could've died right there. The struggle was all worth it sha. I was still a bit high so my drive was top tier and I made sure...
the rest of the story involves how I got back home via cab and forgot the tractor but I think I've said enough so that's all for now.
