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Benefit of occasional gig on trolley duty is the window into the world of strangers and their shopping lists. I particularly like the people who write ‘shopping list’ at the top.
Next batch assembled. Love the contrast between generic vagueness and specificity. Good to see ‘Saturday tea’ in there too. Memories of World of Sport.
A rich haul today. Starting with a healthy bunch including a real cucumber enthusiast
Intriguing stuff here with a pen switch, sudden weed killer intervention and rare sighting of ‘potatoes - both’
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Pineapple Jaffa Cakes (only if on offer), Yorkie and paper frugality
Next lot. Beautifully crossed out one in perfect shop order. Rare appearance for ‘capsicum’.
Bringing this thread to a close with an epic. A printout of an entire supermarket. Cross out what you don’t want. Annotations and additions throughout. This is elite level. 10/10.
