Apparently, you have all been deprived of my wisdom for over a year. This must not stand! Let’s settle some more Design Twitter ™ arguments.

Previous Declarations of Truth can be found here: https://twitter.com/lauraklein/status/1157004069099069440?s=21

AI is the future. It is also the past and the present. Time is a flat circle.

Circles are also the past. Good designers use only hexagons now. Mostly to piss off the front end engineers. They know what they did.

Designers need to spend more time talking about what our titles should be:
UX Designer
Service Designer
Systems Designer
Design Systems Designer
Systems Design Systems Designer
Service Systems Design Systems Designers
Words have meanings. Not THESE words, but words in general.

The first person to point out that UX Design and Service Design aren’t the same thing gets yeeted into the sun.

So does the first person who points out that they are the same thing.

All types of design are the same except for the type of design that I do which is different and also better.

Looking for a design unicorn? Stand in front of a mirror and repeat this 3x: “This design is too hard to implement, so we’re just going to use squares for the profile pics.”
A design unicorn will appear and start lecturing you about the proper use of CSS and why hexagons matter.

The difference between UX and UI is that one has an X and one has an I. I honestly don’t know why this is so controversial. You nerds will argue about anything.

I’m supposed to think of something pithy to say about Design Thinking, but I’m so tired, y’all.