Why the Avengers are frauds
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Hulk lost his abilities because he met his therapist
Iron Man had 5 years to prepare and still lost to a Thanos from 9 years before
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Captain America& #39;s only reason for being alive was world war coochie
Thor went into PTSD just because he lost Loki(who was his nemesis before if I might add) and a couple of ass guardians
Big woop
Black widow shoots guns at aliens fgs
What was she expecting?
That she wouldn& #39;t die?
Hawkeyes best abilities aren& #39;t even his
His barber was a better hero
Wanda was beaten by debris when she could beat thanos
Fell in love with a robot btw
Got heartbroken, basically died and came back
Just to lose again
That girl is a bum
Everybody hyping black panther because of small ribena juice and Yoruba that crosses border
Opened his country to the world and Kickstarted the end
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Vision had an infinity stone and was still no better than a low budget android
Dr strange could have just teleported Thanos to another realm
But no
He couldn& #39;t even be the Teams Uber fgs
Could have ended the war but you know
The Sorcerer supreme agenda has to reign
Nick Fury was just useless
Could have made a better pirate
Why is that low budget bird even an avenger?
Falcon could have been better on a bird farm
Captain marvel is just an Akt lightbulb with experience
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