Why the Avengers are frauds
A thread

Hulk lost his abilities because he met his therapist

Iron Man had 5 years to prepare and still lost to a Thanos from 9 years before
Cannot be my Goat

Captain America's only reason for being alive was world war coochie

Thor went into PTSD just because he lost Loki(who was his nemesis before if I might add) and a couple of ass guardians
Big woop

Black widow shoots guns at aliens fgs
What was she expecting?
That she wouldn't die?

Hawkeyes best abilities aren't even his
His barber was a better hero

Wanda was beaten by debris when she could beat thanos
Fell in love with a robot btw
Got heartbroken, basically died and came back
Just to lose again
That girl is a bum

Everybody hyping black panther because of small ribena juice and Yoruba that crosses border
Opened his country to the world and Kickstarted the end
Cannot be my goat

Vision had an infinity stone and was still no better than a low budget android

Dr strange could have just teleported Thanos to another realm
But no
He couldn't even be the Teams Uber fgs
Could have ended the war but you know
The Sorcerer supreme agenda has to reign

Nick Fury was just useless
Could have made a better pirate

Why is that low budget bird even an avenger?
Falcon could have been better on a bird farm

Captain marvel is just an Akt lightbulb with experience