I have been waiting to post this one since making the Mercenary Librarians quiz made me so hungry for cupcakes.

So I give you... MERCENARY LIBRARIAN CHARACTERS as cupcakes. (Both the ones they'd eat & their souls as cupcakes.)

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Knox is a cheater. Knox is practical and serious and probably considers the balanced nutritional requirements of his body in relation to his lifestyle before he eats a blueberry muffin and calls it a cupcake.
Nina is also practical, but c'mon. A cupcake needs frosting. What is the point of living if you're not going to enjoy the sweet parts, especially banana cupcakes with delicious buttercream.
Rafe doesn't settle for one cupcake. Rafe would like to sample all that cupcakes have to offer. Maybe a few at a time, if the cupcakes are down with it.
Maya is pure excitable joy and would like polka dots and sparklers with her cupcake, and also lots of delicious frosting, and hey why not sprinkles too. LIFE IS SHORT, LIVE IT UP!
Conall likes chocolate covered chocolate with a hint of sparkle. Let's face it, he has a weakness for broody men and broody cupcakes.
STAB IT. STAB IT UNTIL IT BLEEDS.
This may look practical on the surface, but the decadence of real coffee in a post-apocalyptic world can not be understated. If you're going to cupcake, cupcake hard & completely.
Bonus round: Luna's just trying to LIVE HER LIFE, man. Why does all this drama keep fucking her up? She just wants a nice, chill, pretty cupcake with zero hostage situations.
And if you haven't taken the quiz yet, now you know how to cheat on the cupcake round. ;)

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