Looks like it's yet again time to remind reviewers that it is profoundly unnecessary to tag authors in your negative reviews of their work

First of all, tagging an author in a negative review of their work is rude as fuck and incredibly demoralizing.

Second of all, why bother, you'll never be able to top this perfect review of RIVER OF TEETH

This shouldn't be hard! Don't draw my attention to a shitty review of my work

unless you're this guy and then I'm dying to hear from you

Someone just said that this thread makes it obvious that I don't understand anything about writing as art or as business and I would like to flag that they are 100% correct. I do not know what I'm doing or how I got here. Someone please send help