I& #39;m bored and unwell so there& #39;s probably no better time to list https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘Ž" title="Thumbs down" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down"> ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šƒ๐š˜๐š™ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿถ ๐š†๐š˜๐š›๐šœ๐š ๐š‚๐š˜๐š—๐š๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š• ๐šƒ๐š’๐š–๐šŽ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘Ž" title="Thumbs down" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down">

There are no comedy songs, charity singles or gameshow winners in here - just 10 tracks full of absolutely incomprehensible toot.

Join me!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ”Ÿ" title="Taste 10" aria-label="Emoji: Taste 10"> | ๐—š๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ข๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜€ by ๐—จ๐Ÿฎ (2009)

This is, by some distance, U2& #39;s worst song, a terrible single that helped tank the No Line on the Horizon album. Bono mewling about "sexy boots" is as appealing as catching your da licking out your ma. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcDNilZbZg8">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="9โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 9" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 9"> | ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ by ๐—ž๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐˜† (2010)

Firework sounds like someone blowing a saxophone in your face at full blast while reciting the clunkiest, most clod-hopping lyrics ever committed to record. Ran into the ground by TV talent shows, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="8โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 8" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 8"> | ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ด ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น (๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น) by ๐— ๐—œ๐—ž๐—” (2007)

God only knows how this comedian briefly became such a star but that& #39;s Britain for you. A crap tune with terrible lyrics that make Daniel Euan Henderson seem like WB Yeats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="7โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 7" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 7"> | ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚& #39;๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ by ๐——๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ (2006)

The very definition of landfill indie and proof that Carl Barรขt is a hack. This is a triplicate version of The Libertines, minus the wit, charm or joy. Guff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Fb4cEVyLU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="6โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 6" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 6"> | ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ by ๐— ๐—ฟ ๐—›๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป (2009)

God only knows what the great Kanye West is doing here but this track is rendered unlistenable because of its relentless autotune. The "eee" vowels in the chorus cut through me like a rusty spoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZt7tZl2AE">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="5โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 5" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 5"> | ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ by ๐—š๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜€ (2011)

A deep cut! The game was up for Glasvegas after the release of their second album and its closer, narrated by James Allan& #39;s maw, is the band& #39;s nadir. Try listening to it without laughing. I bet you can& #39;t! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4KB5LWVELM">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="4โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 4" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 4"> | ๐—œ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ by ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป (1971)

Come on, this is awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="3โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 3" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 3"> | ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ by ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ธ๐˜†๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ (2011)

It& #39;s very difficult to describe how wretched, how hilarious everything about Surrounded by Silence is, so all I can do is ask you listen and report below, please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="2โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 2" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 2"> | ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ž๐—ถ๐—น๐—น by ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฐ -๐˜ƒ๐˜€- ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฃ๐—ถ๐—ฝ (2007)

Smug, self-righteous, beyond patronising; a different kind of badness. "Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry" is perhaps the worst line of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrMGXwhFLk">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="1โƒฃ" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 1" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 1"> | ๐—œ ๐—ช๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต ๐—œ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฃ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ (๐—ช๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—™๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐— ๐˜† ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ) by ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ (2005)

A terrible song, a terrible voice, a terrible vibe. Every single element of this, everything, is terrible. My ears hurt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLyw7jytykE">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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