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There are no comedy songs, charity singles or gameshow winners in here - just 10 tracks full of absolutely incomprehensible toot.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ถ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ There are no comedy songs, charity singles or gameshow winners in here - just 10 tracks full of absolutely incomprehensible toot.
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| ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ข๐ป ๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ by ๐จ๐ฎ (2009)This is, by some distance, U2's worst song, a terrible single that helped tank the No Line on the Horizon album. Bono mewling about "sexy boots" is as appealing as catching your da licking out your ma.
| ๐๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ธ by ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ (2010)Firework sounds like someone blowing a saxophone in your face at full blast while reciting the clunkiest, most clod-hopping lyrics ever committed to record. Ran into the ground by TV talent shows, too.
| ๐๐ถ๐ด ๐๐ถ๐ฟ๐น (๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐๐ถ๐ณ๐๐น) by ๐ ๐๐๐ (2007)God only knows how this comedian briefly became such a star but that's Britain for you. A crap tune with terrible lyrics that make Daniel Euan Henderson seem like WB Yeats.
| ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ด ๐ฌ๐ผ๐'๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ by ๐๐ถ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ (2006)The very definition of landfill indie and proof that Carl Barรขt is a hack. This is a triplicate version of The Libertines, minus the wit, charm or joy. Guff.
| ๐ฆ๐๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ป๐ผ๐๐ฎ by ๐ ๐ฟ ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ผ๐ป (2009)God only knows what the great Kanye West is doing here but this track is rendered unlistenable because of its relentless autotune. The "eee" vowels in the chorus cut through me like a rusty spoon.
| ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฒ by ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ๐ (2011)A deep cut! The game was up for Glasvegas after the release of their second album and its closer, narrated by James Allan's maw, is the band's nadir. Try listening to it without laughing. I bet you can't!
| ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ด๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ by ๐๐ผ๐ต๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ป๐ผ๐ป (1971)Come on, this is awful.
| ๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฆ๐ถ๐น๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ by ๐๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ธ๐๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ (2011)It's very difficult to describe how wretched, how hilarious everything about Surrounded by Silence is, so all I can do is ask you listen and report below, please.
| ๐ง๐ต๐ผ๐ ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐ ๐ก๐ผ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐น by ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป ๐น๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ -๐๐- ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฏ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ฝ (2007)Smug, self-righteous, beyond patronising; a different kind of badness. "Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry" is perhaps the worst line of all time.
| ๐ ๐ช๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐๐ป๐ธ ๐ฅ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฟ (๐ช๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฟ) by ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ถ ๐ง๐ต๐ผ๐บ (2005)A terrible song, a terrible voice, a terrible vibe. Every single element of this, everything, is terrible. My ears hurt.
