it’s almost the end of august which means it should be time for me to get hype about pmc 2020 but miss corona really said not on my watch so instead here’s a thread of things that happened at pmc 2018 that feel fake but aren’t

abbey rly said it best re: pmc18 https://twitter.com/roboptera/status/1031997427274993664

cameron jebo giving strangers his money to go buy him food https://twitter.com/nicosaibas/status/1031257466376310784

tabby having to tell the megaforce actors the name of an episode they couldn’t rmr during a panel; this is queen shit

being nice to ranger actors for more than thirty seconds and suddenly getting every piece of gossip from the past 20 years… the exposés we could write

add on to previous: certain actors bitching with us about jdf...

i think pearl became friends on pokémon go with a couple of actors. i wasn’t involved in this so idk how that shit works but… feels fake

i was in the hotel room for this but when everyone else just ran into chip lynn and he dished on so much shit to them and also let them cut in line to get their shit signed by the ninja steel cast? what the fuck was that? how is this a real story that happened in reality?

camille hyde not showing up and posting pics on her instagram story of her at the beach. im in love with her. (any hate comments about this will be reported to @thunderpunks and you will be dealt with accordingly)

kevin duhaney?? taking out his phone to show pearl a pic of emma lahana?????? at dinner with him the night before???? and yet not coming to the con???? bc fuck men??? QUEEN BEHAVIOR LADIES AND GENTS

boom studios just. approaching abbey. and talking to her like SHE'S the famous one. bc she is. <-- you dropped this @roboptera

becoming bffs with azim’s gf... when jordan leaves azim for us >>>>>

seeing hector david jr in the parking lot and yelling (bc he was not even scheduled to attend) and he ran over and gave us all big hugs like we were long lost friends. and almost this exact same thing happening with selwyn ward. what do we do about all these men who love us...

i heard papillon by jackson wang playing in a vendor booth and almost started dissociating so that feels fake to me. other people might not think so, but i was floored.

random men?? inserting themselves into our personal conversations with each other?? to tell us they didn't like megaforce?? like we were not even talking to actors or anything; just us talking to each other. is ur life so boring that u have to join others' conversations uninvited

ben's hotel room felt fake and that's all i'll say on the matter

WHEN TABBY + I WERE AT BRANDON JAY'S BOOTH + BRANDON JAY TOLD TABBY HE WOULD SIGN ANYTHING + SHE SAID "ANYTHING? WELL I HAVE THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE" AND HE NEARLY BUSTED A LUNG LAUGHING AT HER AND SAID HE HAD NEVER BEEN PROPOSED TO BEFORE... BRANDON JAY I WOULD D WORD FOR U

anything brandon jay moment is him noticing that i was completely flustered in talking to him and then bullying me the rest of the con by catching my eye every time i passed him and winking. brandon jay pls. i am but a simple lesbian who is in love with u.

azim asking us if he should wear his spandex to the megaforce cast photoshoot bc we are the only opinions that matter

abbey and jaz telling mike ginn that tabby was in love with him and him recognizing her as “shy tabby” when she finally went to meet him and then proceeded to call her that the entire con every time she passed him (bonus round of her Screeching every time she saw him)

this photo. feels fake.

us kidnapping ben to go see crazy rich asians in the theater so we could all watch a movie together irl for the first time. being with ur "internet friends" irl feels fake as fuck man