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It was funny because the mothers of the children I would immunize would say & #39;you& #39;re not much older than my baby& #39;

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And I was very good at it, if I do say so myself.

I also discovered early how upsetting it was working in these sort of things.

You had immunization officers who couldn& #39;t be arsed to do their jobs.
They couldn& #39;t do the job of walking from house to house immunizing kids.

But they also had to return to base with empty kits and tallies (we used to keep tallies so you& #39;d know which houses were immunized and which were pending.)
You know how they got rid of the formula? With Sprite.

They& #39;d buy a bottle of Sprite, pour the whole immunization formula, bottle by bottle, into the sprite, and drink it.

Then return to base.

Yeesh.
Anyway. My real skill was that I was quick. Could run through a batch of kids like no man& #39;s business, but I was painfully shy.

Knocking on a door felt like torture, and you have to knock on doors to get access to the kids.

That& #39;s what the adults I teamed up with were for.
I loved Sundays because you could go to a church and just stay there.

Immunize ALL the babies and you& #39;re done for the day.

Apply that dainty little finger mark so you don& #39;t immunize the same baby twice.

This has been fun to reminisce about.
You got paid daily BTW. Sweet.
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