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How to pass as a Finn if you're a GRU spy? You should walk slowly and waddle a little.
Shoes must be pointed and clean. (Actually this fits a saying by a Russian friend: "How do you spot a Russian GRU officer abroad? Their shoes are spotless and glossy as that's what they taught them at GRU school")
Aahh, if I could have a markka for every GRU spy I identified because they abused their cream and sugar.
They did everything by the book: paid attention to their moustache and beard, waddled a little, had clean shoes and didn't tuck their sweater. What went wrong??
Do not assist yourself with a knife. Easier said than done.
Here's the video with the full manual on how to behave like a Finn
