This Messi story is wild. Why does Messi know how to use a fax machine? He's fucking Messi. You think he would find an easier way to tell his club he wants out.
And then the Barca ex-president essentially telling them to "tie him down" like he's in a mental institute
#Messi
New startup idea: This whole fax system is getting kinda old and outdated. If only there was an easier, faster, and more accessible way to communicate with people:
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@Ronaldkoeman is a first impression genius.
ON HIS FIRST DAY: That guy over there? The star employee of the company? The guy primarily responsible for any success this club has had for the past 15+ years? I'm going to tell him to get in line because there's a new big dick in town
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