You always can tell someone is over you when they start posting about shit they know you would actively hate/disapprove of on their socials. Which is like good for them yeah but I dunno maybe a few more months to get over me would be OK too you know?!?

Sometimes I wonder should I set up a private twitter so I can go in hard bitching about these kinds of things but then I remember none of you care.

As a test does anyone know who I'm referring to?

Stop voting for the tan it's the joke option. The only socials he has is linked in and he already knows I hate everything he does and says so it would be a moot point.

Although I did mention to my Mam on the phone the other day that he keeps asking me to come back to site and her immediate reaction was to say he fancies me only then to follow up with "Oh wait is he married?". So who knows.

I just remembered that time where he mentioned it was his wife's birthday and I said oh tell her I said Happy Birthday and he replied "Better not do that she might get jealous". I was just like OK freak, do you even know how an affair works you ham?!?

"If my wife knows I talk to a woman at my work place that means she'll think I'm having an affair" the tan in work probably.