Turkey: We do not recognize Greek maritime rights; *sends ships*

Greece: Stop the madness, or face consequences. EU, some help? Greek borders = EU borders after all

EU: La la la

Greece: Seriously?

Germany: You have to negotiate

Turkey: We'll take what's ours!

Greece: ...

USA: Oof, don't get us involved (again)

France: We'll help! Go go Power Rangers!

Germany: Nein! You cozy to Russia and mess up Libya

France: *sends few ships*

Germany: You did not consult with us! Wir are mad

Turkey: NOT BACKING DOWN!

Germany: Dialogue, plz

Greece: *sigh*

Germany: Let's talk about this

EU: Yeah, let's... Oh, look, Belarus!

Turkey: No more talking. BLUE HOMELAND BABY!

Greece: You are playing with fire...

Germany: Dialogue, please! *whispers* You are still buying our subs, right Turkey? *winks*

Russia: ха-ха-ха

China: hā hā hā