When I was at Uni many moons ago, the Student's Union was effectively ignored by 95% of the students. The Union spent its time banning things and supporting marxist dictatorships around the world....

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...meanwhile the students went to lectures, got pissed, played sport, went to the library, fell in love, fell out of love and worried about money. Everyone was happy. Then one day, the Union decided to ban a particular Fresher's Ball that all the normies enjoyed.....

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....on the grounds of potential upset to a theoretical student. At the vote, the coloured hair people were shocked when 2000 students turned up and outvoted the 50 activists that ran the union. There were lots of tears and tantrums but they were put back in their box...

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....the students went back to beer, studies, shagging and sport, the Union went back to banning words and showing solidarity with brutal marxist dictatorships. Everyone was happy......

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