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[Thread] In Remembrance of my late uncle (19/05/1970 - 26/ 09/2019 )
A man who was having a d^ck almost same length as a ruler, something dt will flex side ways like a black mamba when it starting to jack up.. ds guy never wore an underwear probably in his entire life..
![[Thread] In Remembrance of my late uncle (19/05/1970 - 26/ 09/2019 ) A man who was having a d^ck almost same length as a ruler, something dt will flex side ways like a black mamba when it starting to jack up.. ds guy never wore an underwear probably in his entire life..](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgU-1bsXgAMcRol.jpg "[Thread] In Remembrance of my late uncle (19/05/1970 - 26/ 09/2019 ) A man who was having a d^ck almost same length as a ruler, something dt will flex side ways like a black mamba when it starting to jack up.. ds guy never wore an underwear probably in his entire life..")
A man who was having a d^ck almost same length as a ruler, something dt will flex side ways like a black mamba when it starting to jack up.. ds guy never wore an underwear probably in his entire life..
** his Anaconda was always packed nicely around his waist. It took me +20 years to understand why my uncle was this old but single yet he was a charmer. Most of his girlfriends used to visit him once n will never come back, some will escape in the middle of a night citing dt they
** need fresh air or a toilet n will disappear from there without saying goodbyes, some will left their stuff including undies unattended n disappear. Numerous times we used to hear weird voices like "angisafuni, kubuhlungu, zosho ekhaya, kuthi angisuze, cela manz, likhiphe etc"
*ryt in the middle of a night when he had a visit. He once had infection in his d^ck (STD's), bamboozled his way into the front at the Clinic by parading with his swollen dick for everyone to see dt it an emergency situation for him to be treated first. Guess what.. My uncle
** didn't get treated but instead he got arrested, spent 3 weeks in prison for giving two nurses "hands" for laughing n complimenting his dick. Apparently one of the nurses compared his d^ck of an elephant..
May your soul continue to rest in peace Malume aka "James Bond"
May your soul continue to rest in peace Malume aka "James Bond"
