DEATH STRANDING LP THREAD:

Okay but when do the cutscenes stop

Me and BB gonna be best friends

First BT encounter—

Me: I can’t get BB to stop crying??? Wtf do I do??

Roommate: Try the middle button. It’s always the middle button.

Me: [presses]

Sam, in the middle of 4 BTs: HEEELLOOOOO!!

Also me trying to shake the controller to see if that would work anskdldlfnslsmfn

WHAT is the secret to avoiding timefall and BTs? This shit is annoying, I’m just tryna deliver mail

Weird to me that an actual mechanic is going potty and showering so you can make bombs to fight ghosts out of your own fluids

One thing this game has taught me so far is that traveling across the United States on foot really takes no time at all

I FUCKING MADE IT TO PORT KNOT CITY

TROY BAKER!!!