what the fuck

also the fact that he just lives with his parents at 44 and says it like they're his housemates "aware of this arrangement" what ??????

idk the more i read this the more i'm like what even in the world..... "no male friends" ????? the fact that he only wants a caucasian/asian..yeah he's def gonna try to fuck her in her sleep...and yes i do see the marywania

"i have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons" i'm willing to bet that this man tried to rape a woman in the past and failed i'm honestly going to throw up

"you know this is a joke right" ok so tell me why comments are either people telling me they've seen actual ads like this or people unironically saying this guy isn't doing anything wrong...some of y'all are actually creeps https://twitter.com/waytooworried/status/1298806201640075265