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Different clubs trying to sign Messi :
Barca board when Arsenal is first one to come on negotiation tables with 10m + £1 offer for messi :
Barca board when michael edwards called them to straight swap for harry wilson
Barca board when Neymar's father tries to broker a deal with PSG for a neymar swap in return of an orgy
Barca board when United representatives walks in
Barca board waiting for Man City bid
Barca board interrogating Man City in when they walks to tell that personal terms with messi have been agreed
Barca board when Bayern activates buy out clause on Coutinho for 50m and then offers him in swap for messi
Barca board trying to locate Chelsea representative who went missing as soon as he heard about 700m release clause
Barca board reading a printout of Bayern Levalerkusen's twitter DM asking for "how many RTs to get messi?"
Meanwhile messi trying to squeeze an improved contract
Barca Board when they couldn't understand juve rep's mumbling "something something free agent something"
Barca board when Brendan Rodgers walks in only to reject messi due to lack of character
Bartemou trying to control the resignation shouts amid this saga
Barca board requesting Messi's father for time to find buyer matching their valuation
Barca board taking Everton reps who thought they will be entertained in messi talks, to garbage room
Messi when barca board sends greizman to talk messi into staying in a last ditch attempt
Barca board when Newell's old boys asks for messi back
Barca board when finally city meets their financial valuation
Farewell Ceremony of Messi (Circa 2020)
