Different clubs trying to sign Messi :
Barca board when Neymar's father tries to broker a deal with PSG for a neymar swap in return of an orgy
Barca board interrogating Man City in when they walks to tell that personal terms with messi have been agreed
Barca board when Bayern activates buy out clause on Coutinho for 50m and then offers him in swap for messi
Barca board trying to locate Chelsea representative who went missing as soon as he heard about 700m release clause
Barca board reading a printout of Bayern Levalerkusen's twitter DM asking for "how many RTs to get messi?"
Barca Board when they couldn't understand juve rep's mumbling "something something free agent something"
Barca board taking Everton reps who thought they will be entertained in messi talks, to garbage room