If Seinfeld were around for COVID...

Jerry falls in love w/ someone he’s only ever seen w/ a mask on. She’s absolutely perfect. Jerry starts wondering how he got so lucky to find the one during a hopeless time in NYC.

...then her mask comes off, and the relationship is off.
George finally has the house to himself after putting his parents in a nursing home. He’s been talking with a contractor about renovation plans.

Then COVID hits. George contemplates leaving them there for inheritance purposes... until he caves and brings them home again.
Elaine and Puddy are quarantining together. Despite living together, Puddy insists on wearing a mask during sex. Elaine reluctantly agrees until she sees Puddy has a Jesus fish on his mask.

She rips it off and storms out while Puddy yells at her that the devil created COVID.
With a NYC curfew in place, Kramer is upset he can no longer go for his evening walks to get his daily steps in.

He decides to join the BLM protests in order to maintain his nightly routine.
Shortly before COVID, Babu has returned on a new working passport. He decides to get back into the food business with a halal cart.

The COVID breakout deems his street carts to be unsanitary and Babu is once again out of work and deported.
The Soup Nazi establishes a food bank for first responders. His feel-good story is shortlived when a video goes viral of him stating medical workers should be thanking him for his soup and not the other way around.
Newman is shocked to learn he’s been named Postmaster General. Once the Postal Service mail-in ballot controversy begins, Newman is used as the fall guy and becomes the most hated man in America.
Kramer convinces Jerry to join his “walking group” one night. Days later, they learn the whole group contracted COVID.

Bloodwork reveals Kramer is genetically immune Jerry is too from a Kramer blood transfusion years back.

Kramer’s genetics are used to find a cure!
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