If you have Amazon Prime, you could watch the whole second season of FLEABAG in the time it takes to watch one night of the RNC https://amzn.to/3grsBJF 
If you have Netflix, you could watch the whole first season of DERRY GIRLS in the time it takes to watch one night of the RNC https://www.netflix.com/title/80238565?s=i&trkid=13747225
If you have Hulu, you could watch half a season of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS in the time it takes to watch one night of the RNC https://www.hulu.com/series/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-0b10c46a-12f0-4357-8a00-547057b49bac
Don’t have a streaming service? Grab some sweet berry wine, go on @adultswim and watch old Steve Brule clips ya dingus https://www.adultswim.com/videos/check-it-out-with-dr-steve-brule
Hell, just go watch the live cam of the bears in Katmai National Park for a couple of hours instead of watching the RNC https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
I would rather play this video of seals barking on a loop for two and a half hours than watch two and a half minutes of the RNC
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