I’m watching my neighbor across the street try to get into his car.
I guess he locked himself out & is trying his god damnest to unlock it with a stick.

#StickDontFailMeNow

Whoops, stick broke.
Time to take a lap around the ole Kia & figure out what went wrong.

He’s about 5’5” so he’s standing on a child’s Mickey Mouse chair to see in the top of the window.

Hahaha @Cure4Boredom

There a now FOUR sticks sticking out of the window & he went to the passenger side & rocked the car back & forth.

#ThatllSurelyDoIt

He’s taken a break to piss in the bushes.

There might be some headway with what appears to be a long piece of a Hot Wheels track!

No go.
He jabbed himself in the throat with it on a comedown bounce.

The alarm is going off.

....it won’t stop now.
Apparently this has enraged him.

CROWBAR TO THE GLASS!!!!

And also a beating to the drivers side tire & one windshield wiper pulled off in a fit.

LORD BABY JESUS HELP ME HE’S BLARING KENNY CHESNEY WITH THE CAR HORN AND I CANNOT HANDLE THIS!

Ok. He kicked the chair, slammed the car door, kicked some glass, & went in the house.

“Fuck you car. I totally won”.

I hope I look out the window later & he’s trying to glue the glass back together.

I went to check the mail & he’s legit just laying in the car.

Admiring his work?