star wars
episode 1: meet ben solo’s grandpa
episode 2: ben solo’s grandparents get together
episode 3: oh no ben solo’s grandpa what are you doing

episode 4: it’s ben’s uncle now and hey it’s his parents too!
episode 5: ben’s parents get together & grandpa is evil
episode 6: ben’s parents conceive him and also i guess there is a war victory of some kind

episode 7: BEN SOLO IS KYLO REN? ben solo also meets his soulmate rey
episode 8: ben solo dates his soulmate named rey but then they break up :(
episode 9: *tv static noise* ben solo and rey his soulmate kiss *more tv static noise*

star wars
episode 1: who are these people where is rey
episode 2: devious man where is rey
episode 3: ben solo’s grandpa where is rey

episode 4: ben solo’s parents meet so that they can conceive rey’s soulmate
episode 5: still waiting on rey
episode 6: war is won devious man is dead and rey still isn’t here

episode 7: REY IS HERE she meets her soulmate ben solo
episode 7: rey and her soulmate ben solo date but then she has to break up with him oh no
episode 8: *tv static noise* rey kisses her soulmate with her whole heart *more tv static noise*

anyway this is what star wars means to me at this point