types of people i've seen on this bird app
the lonely one

-'i want a gf'
-cries
-sad tweets
the funny oomf

-posts the most random shit
-has the weirdest layouts
-fucking hilarious
the nice oomf

-super sweet
-always interacts
-acc either cute or just ugly
the problematic oomf

-always getting cancelled
-always talking shit
-laffs
the rt bot

-has like 2 tweets
-*retweet*
-really funny when they actually tweet
the dancer

-dance covers
-really sweet
-either really talented or just sloppy
the soft stan

-cute layouts
-tweets about their faves being babies
-has over 10k tweets
the one thats late

-always sleeping
-'what's going on'
'huh?????'
the metal breakdowns

-&#^@&*#%*637545#$$@^!%
-SCREAMS
the gay one

-'boobies'
-'HWLPP' 'BYEJKSDGJ'
-hates hets
the men hater

-hates men
-women >>>
- men 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️
the local acc

-'no one wants to see ur shitty kpop video'
-clapped memes
-probably a cis straight man
the one that's new to stan twt

-still hasn't learned half the slangs stan uses
-confused
-ugly accs
the clout chaser

-trys TOO hard to get a hit tweet
-annoying
-please stfu
the small acc

-talks about being a small acc
-wants followers
-lowkey sad
the one that's everywhere

-'rt to be in a gc'
-problematic
-really funny tho
the lawyer

-always defends their favs and always wins
-over 200 have them blocked
-doesn't give a fuck
the big acc

-gets 200 likes for tweeting hi
-really nice tho
-has over 7k followers
the sexc acc

-acc really hot
-everyone has a crush on em
-have the best tweets
the dead one

-has like 3 tweets
-comes once a while
-they dead ig
troll / gore acc

-in like 80 gcs
-talks shit
-gets cancelled every other day
the one with the fancams

-has like 50 fcs but only promotes 2 of em
-barely tweets
-you'll find them under every hit tweets
the spammer

-lives on ur tl
-tweets the most random shit
-lowkey annoying
the smart one

-theories
-barely interacts
-super sweet
idk a name for this one

-always fighting one the tl
-probably antis mmm or suju
-hates whites
attention whore

-toxic
-wants attention
-please stfu
the nsfw acc

-weird fonts in bio
-horny tweets
-annoying for no reason
the hard stan

-tweets about cock every 2 secs
-people hate them so much it’s actually sad
-really nice if you get to know them
the hag

-autocaps
-ugly accs
-but really sweet
if this blows up follow me i’m hot
support 😜 https://twitter.com/ciitzys/status/1297590755486306304
support pt.2 https://twitter.com/ciitzys/status/1297330961621934080
for the ones that aren’t on this list

- you’re doing great sweetie
-i love you
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