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okay let's watch the first episode of love island usa and see how bad it is!
god the narrator is SO BAD i miss u ian sterling
now why tf would they have it in VEGAS????
cant believe they did this in corona times tf
from the 1 second i saw of johnny he's cute
ew arielle is cringe as well
THE VILLA IS ON THE ROOFTOP OF AN APARTMENT???? TFFFFF
i just feel like this is such a bad idea w corona also u can literally see cars and shit and the city that's the complete opposite of love ISLAND
it's just so bad with the american accents like god do i really sound like that
cely is so pretty omg
"this is the perfect location" girl why are you lying
she likes a younger man omg couldn't be me
omg moira was in a relationship for 8 years damn
justine deadass looks like a model omg
omg justines dad doesn't know about her weekend job but he's gonna find out on tv help
why would anyone in their right mind want a country man
only one black girl who else is tired
michigan girl saying she wants a zayn malik girlie don't we all x
cely just said she wants a guy with the same blood type so he can be her organ donor ummm
yeah cely's annoying
I SWEAR IF JEREMIAH REJECTS JUSTINE I WILL NOT STAND FOR LIGHTSKINS REJECTING STUNNING DARK SKIN GIRLS AGAIN
HE FUCKI NG REJECTED HER OMG
JAMES??? MF THIS ISN'T AP ENGLISH
WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ARABIC TATTOO THAT SAYS MAKOL HUH
"people would most likely label me as a player and they would be correct" WHY WAS HIS DELIVERY OF THAT SO FUNNY
can tre stop saying leash we get it men are animals
SO UR TELLING ME JAMES WAS IN THE MILITARY AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAVE AN ARABIC TATTOO I KNOW UR LYING
this villa literally looks like sims
"it's a shocking turn of events" shut up cely also tre has crazy eyes
sorry i don't trust any man named connor
connor is hotter from afar
literally james is so not love island material he looks like i'd see him in a classroom like pack it up voices of fiction x #LoveIslandUSA 
CARRINGTON SHUT THE FUCK UPPP LMAOOOOO "i would definitely say i'm an alpha at the end of the day" u know what at least he's interesting!
last girl to be picked is always the black girl i'm tired
ok johnny is hot
i think cely is the lucie like everyone's obsessed w her at first but she's annoying
THEYRE PLAYING WATERMELON SUGAR
justine and jeremiah this is sooo awkward
MOIRA AND MATT ALREADY KISSING UMMM
okay oops his name is james he looks like such a matt to me
why is johnny so defensive over virginia pack it up @drag0nbabe
JOHNNY IS SOOOO HOT
EW THE WAY CARRINGTON KISSED KAITLYN ljke "i think u have a little red on your lips" CRINGEEE
tre knows astrology nah i don't trust him
OMG TRE JUST KISSED KAITLYN WTF????
WHY IS EVERYONE KISSING ON THE FIRST NIGHT
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THEIR FIRST KISS/PLANNING IT OUT THIS IS SO CRINGE
he rlly just said "i think i'm the kind of guy that girls don't want" um
omg poor justine shes already crying i'm so sad for her :(
omg tre is now kissing cely r u serious
johnny and justine i would like to see it
james asking if he'd rather get stuck in the desert or blizzard i'm sure you'd love to be in the desert you military t*rrorist
i actually think this moment gave me permanent brain damage #LoveIslandUSA
tre is such a liar
johnny picked cely wbk
"i would've done the same thing."
"i know you would. that's why i have no remorse."
OMG GET HIM JOHNNY
"i know you would. that's why i have no remorse."
OMG GET HIM JOHNNY
ok i finished the first episode it was better than i thought but still kinda lame...i am bored tho and johnny's hot af so we will be continuing at least for now x
ok episode 2 let's go
tre kissing justine was actually the cringiest thing i've seen in my life i feel so bad for her
omg this new girl is so pretty omg
why are they acting so exclusive already it's literally only the 2nd episode we need drama
mackenzie lowkey already acting crazy
MACKENZIE CRYING??? HUH girl why
not this army rat saying austin is one of the top 10 places to live why are you lying like that
tre you're not hot enough to be a "player" like this
HOW FUCKING DARE RHEY PLAY A HARRY SONG ON TRE EWWWW do better
james looks like he's gonna lose his mind this episode...I Would Like To See It.
these people are already so intense with each other i miss the brits
carrington always says he's not worried and then his face gives it all away lmao
james is actually INSANE
u know ur fucked when even carrington tells u to chill
SO MANY RED FLAGS WITH JAMES EVEN TRE IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK... #LoveIslandUSA
DID HE SERIOUSLY TELL CALVIN THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR GIRL??
james was even more insane than joe was last year omg so many red flags and it's literally just the beginning
FINALLY SOME DRAMA SOME GOOD FOOD
i feel so bad for moira i love her sm
"she can't talk to me like that" "he can have her" WHO ARE YOU
EXACTLY MACKENZIE
MACKENZIE SHOUTING AT JAMES YES I LOVE YOU
something so special about watching powerful women put men in their place i love you mackenzie #loveisland
i actually was not expecting this kind of drama from love island usa omg girlies...
THIS NEW GUY AND JUSTINE YES give her the attention she deserves pls
justine looks sooo good in neon you go queen
OMG moira actually hurt her knee HELP
i also love how moira came out of her shell sm fuck james
mackenzie kinda being too extra like she gives good advice but she can't follow it like her reasoning for being mad was "he leaned into it" ?? bruh it's a GAME...i still like her though
cely is still so annoying to me idc
johnny cheering to outshining everyone else instead of having their first night alone together...yeah he's a game player
some of these girls are too much like ITS JUST A GAME chill
omg jeremiah ditching rachel i really thought it was gonna be the opposite omg she can do way better than him...ya he's def going home lmao bad timing
yeah johnny is such a game player this isn't my first rodeo! i see your true colors
i actually like connor pls don't let me down
OMG AND NOW MACKENZIE IS CRYING??? HUHHHH BRUH WHAT EVEN
he literally didn't even do anything and i don't like the way she kind of guilted him when he didn't even do anything ??
i feel like mackenzie is just being way too difficult and making him apologize for everything???
he literally just said "i'm sorry for the way i processed it" DUDE what???? i actually feel so bad for him help
2 BOYS DUMPED TONIGHT OMG JAMES UR BONESSSSS
ok i think that jeremiah and james are going home, i think justine will save tre bc he saved her
i actually like caleb he's cute i hope rachel picks him
jeremiah probably KICKING HIMSEEEELF rn lmao
ok i actually like jeremiah i feel like he's genuine
not james having hope lmao from WHEREE bruh pack your bags
moira if you pick james ur actually insane you don't owe him anything
i know she won't but i wish justine would pick jeremiah over tre
tre is so overdramatic and extra like ENOUGH
even though cely's annoying i feel like she's genuine and she actually likes johnny but i def think he's a game player especially bc people are saying he dumped his gf to be on the show
i really thought kirsten was gonna ditch carrington's ass hmm all in due time i guess...
kinda want connor to ditch mackenzie bc the drama would be simply amazing but i don't think he's brave enough to do that
i hope rachel picks the new guy bc he rlly deserves a chance
poor jeremiah :(
LMAO JAMES FACEEE BYE UR BONES
i mean james u literally did this to yourself so
omg jeremiah stopppp i feel so bad i'm gonna cry
omg all the guys crying and it's literally just over jeremiah literally no one gives a shit abt james and i love that 
I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY IS REAL #loveisland
OMG THIS NEW GIRL LOWKEY GIVING ME MAURA VIBES PLSSSS IM EXCITED
omg i'm so glad the new girl is here at the beginning of the episode instead of having us wait forever like love island uk loves to do
she's so pretty so pls bring drama
MACKENZIE SAYING HER AND CONNOR ARE BF AND GF AND THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE THAT CONVO HELPPPP AND CONNORS INTO IT
CONNOR MAKING HER COFFEE...DRAMA IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL
i still don't like tre but his reactions are literally me LMAO
i think johnnys into it but i want her to go for connor bc drama
johnny soo doesn't like mackenzie lmao it's so funny
i feel so bad for connor he's so trapped
caleb "i got my popcorn ready" LMAOOOO ME TOO
i don't even feel like connor is lying to mackenzie but ik shes gonna twist it that way i think she's just rlly manipulating him god i feel so bad for him LMAO
THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH
i think carrington is confusing the word realistic with genuine LMAO
NOO don't go for carrington pls go for connor
kiersten girl ur so out of carringtons league don't worry
no but i actually really like kirsten i feel so bad for her i don't wanna see her hurt :(
boys will always stray to the next shiny thing they see but girls are always loyal sigh
OH GODD i h8 u carrington hes literally already straying after 1 conversation with lauren
is it really love island if you don't have the men enabling each other without any concern for the girls feelings
there is zero chemistry between tre and justine literally
JOHNNY LITERALLY SHITTING ON MACKENZIE TO LAUREN LMFAO
STOPP I JUST WANNA SEE THE DATE
CONNOR JUST SAID ITS A RELIEF TO ESCAPE LMFAO
mackenzie there is no need for you to be sobbing that much girl at this point there's nothing i can do for you...
HES NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND SHES INSANE
i'm glad rachel is straight up with mackenzie and telling it to her
oh god this mackenzie connor thing is gonna end in flames...i would like to see it
okay but now connor needs to be saying it to mackenzie
god mackenzie is always crying at everything no one can ever tell her anything without that but also i do feel bad for her bc she's clearly v insecure but @ the same time u shouldn't be on the show then
oh god connor is in such a bad situation this is sooo uncomfortable to watch but also i cant wait
omg mackenzie actually scares me
i understand mackenzie is insecure but she can't take criticism
okay now connor is straight up lying thays not what he said to lauren see that's where he's losing me like stop saying different things to 2 different girls
just stop hurting her
but also "we're both falling in love with each other" WHERE DOES SHE GET THIS FROM
okay i don't sympathize for connor abymore
WTF HE JUST ASKED HER TO BE HIS GF WHAT IS GOING ON
ugh i'm watching on the cbs site so there are ads now...i haven't watched tv w ads in ages pls k1ll me
none of these men are loyal omg
cely is confident and she's giving jonny the space he needs like she knows what to do i wish i was more like her!
kirsten u can do so much better can they pls bring someone in for her i don't like seeing her upset over carrington :(
i feel bad for mackenzie now bc she's entering into a relationship not knowing what he's said about her
i really like rachel and how real she is
i hope the guys/lauren tells mackenzie what connor said about her a) bc she deserves to know but also b) bc i want the drama
"i don't have the balls or the confidence to express how i'm truly feeling" we know connor...
okay but now ur lying if u don't feel it just say it don't put everything on her
WHY DID HE ASK HER TO BE HIS GF LIKE??? IS HE STUPID
i like lauren she has shaken things up a lot and i want her to be even more dramatic hehe
god connor is the last kind of guy i wanna be with
omg i literally forgot calvin was there lmao
CONNOR SAY UT TO HER THEN GOD WHY WOULD U ASK HER TO BE UR GF U IDIOT
the boys actually look scared LMAOOO
this challenge is so awkward literally my worst nightmare would be to do this not just in front of people but on tv
damn justine really just rejected tre like that HELPP also caleb looks so hot
omggg now there's beef between rachel and justine help
moira is so lucky she doesn't have to do this bc of her knee LOL
damn i actually feel bad for tre ok
honestly in this rachel justine case i see where both of them are coming from
"she's going at a pace that's far too fast for me" um ur the one who literally asked her to be ur gf??? HUH???
i just feel bad for justine bc i feel like she's into caleb but i don't think he is and i don't wanna see her getting rejected again
MACKENZIE ASKING FOR A KISS AND CONNOR ASKING IF HE CAN GIVE HER A HIGH FIVE INSTEAD HELP ME
CONNOR REALLY WROTE DOWN HIS BREAKUP HELP ME AMY TEASE
ur the one who asked her to be ur gf
ok connor is honestly so confusing to me i thought he wanted to break up w her like ???
omg moira was in a 8 year relationship holy shittt
if calvin doesn't like pda why is he on love island blink twice if you don't know where you are #LoveIslandUSA
omg WAITTT recoupling tonight...i think justine is leaving rip
omg they're playing falling how come tre and justine get all the harry songs
honestly i see nothing between caleb and rachel like they don't even spend time with each other
okay i'm glad carrington chose kirsten
ya i'm pretty sure justine is leaving rip
OMG WAIT A SECOND HE PICKRD JUSTINE???? IM SO SHOCKED holy shit i think even rachel thought she was safe omg
damn that's actually one of the most surprising recouplings i've seen
i actually love kirsten she's so genuine to me
justine dgaf about rachel leaving and being so happy is so funny to me LMAOOO but i'm so happy for her finally
i feel bad for mackenzie like yes she's over the top and too much but connor is a liar and at this point i don't feel bad for him anymore
i want mackenzie to end it w him but also i want them to stay together till casa amor for the drama lmao
why tf are they playing shape of you that song activates my fight or flight
lauren is soo not into tre lmao
the dates are always so boring to me
i actually rlly like justine and caleb together
god i keep forgetting about moira and caleb
god caleb is SO FINEEEEE
damn mackenzie is so perceptive with everyone's relationships but her own
i really DONT wanna see mackenzie and connor in the hideaway
it's the way basically everyone in the villa hates mackenzie at this point lmao we love a villain
connor is the worst what a lying coward but it's ok bc i wanna see their casa amor unraveling
mackenzie and connor in the hideaway sorry but i'm gonna be sick
me and mackenzie have the same makeup bag twins
omg snog marry pie i love this challenge sm
i actually love justine and caleb pls don't hurt me
LAUREN STAY AWAY FROM CALEB GIRL
calvin kissing kiersten HUHH
don't tell me mackenzie is gonna cry after this challenge
calebs reason for kissing mackenzie is actually so funny
WHAT IS WITH THESE MEN AND NOT KISSING THEIR GIRLS also i admire cely's confidence sm
the return of jonny snd mackenzies beef typ
i feel like a couple is gonna be split up tonight like i remember uk s5 they chose arabella to send home and danny stayed omg imagine
honestly calvin gives me curtis vibes
justine 100% best girl in there i love you queen and your nine lives
wait i'm sure were gonna end on a cliffhanger tonight bc they're not even in neon yet that'll be tomorrow ugh
not carrington and tre wanting to trade
i don't like cely and jonny's relationship i find jonny very fake and a game player plus they're always talking about how they're the strongest ones there it's so weird i rlly hope they don't win
what if they keep connor and send mackenzie home
JUSTINE AND CALEB I KNEW IT YUP THATS BLACK EXCELLENCE
MOIRA AND CALVIN huh i think ppl just like moira cause i know no one gives a shit abt calvin
why do the guys keep saying lauren is the hottest girl in the villa she's not it's literally just recency bias
wait i wish they were splitting people up ugh my guess is tre and lauren going home
i love this dumping its so brutal omg
i'm so glad tre is finally gone
sorry tre but if you disrespect our queen it's gonna cost ya!
lauren's goodbye was lowkey salty like i do feel for her but i love kiersten sorry
connor now is ur chance to be honest
calvin def faking it with moira now that he thinks the public likes them together...who's gonna tell him
CELY IMITATING LAUREN LMAOOOO
i literally cannot stand calvins freckly ass
omg it's interesting to hear them talk about marriage
i don't even know what connor is saying half the time like that man just spews out bs i'm sorry
jonny is such a game player that i don't think he'll turn his head in casa amor bc he wants to win so bad and he doesn't wanna screw that up
caleb saying there's nothing he wants more in this life than to be a good dad omg that actually got my heart racing justine if u don't take him i want him
mackenzie finally being perceptive about her own relationship good on her but also i want that casa amor drama from them...
omg LEBANESE GUY WHAT
calvin is literally so fake and boring like get this man off my screen
sher is so hot i want her in the villa but not w caleb
mercedes is doing the absolute most and it's cringing me out but i appreciate the drama she's bringing
"i owe it to cely to explore my options" these men will say the absolute most to convince themselves that they're not doing something wrong
not mackenzie lowkey stealing jalen from moira LMFAO i cant w her
CALEB ACTUALLY HOLDING THESE MEN ACCOUNTABLE WE 100% LOVE TO SEE IT
the uk men could never
"your girl is definitely pushing the paper, but you're signing the check" EXACTLY CARRINGTON OMG
i'm surprised everyone is sharing a bed do they not have the option to sleep outside like in uk
don't tell me moira is gonna stick w calvin
even though i'm sooo jaleb i cant be so mad at either of them bc they lirerally were barely together and it wasn't even official?
this episode is dragging af just give us the recoupling already
have not updated this thread in a while but literally why are lakeyn and bennett getting screen time i'm so over this
speaking of people i cant stand
johnny seeing jaleb talking about their family and so now he's asking cely about her family for the first time all season yep i see right through you
johnny litetally feels like he's reading from a script everything is so fake
jaleb literally makes me cry
