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ITS HAPPENIGN
me, incredulously: you cant be your best friend’s defense attorney!!! right???
marina, who is in ip law not criminal law: i don’t know!
me, who was expecting to be able to rely on her for background legal info this whole time: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW
marina, who is in ip law not criminal law: i don’t know!
me, who was expecting to be able to rely on her for background legal info this whole time: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW
oh also this thread will have spoilers obviously. spoilers for ace attorney which has been out for a long time but whatever. i’ll tag #iraattorney so you can blacklist my livetweeting either way
#iraattorney phoenix is adorable. that is my first impression right off the bat. but i am not sure this man is a good lawyer
#iraattorney HES A BAD LAWYER
#iraattorney fascinated by the worldbuilding of this universe where murders go to trial three days after they occur
#iraattorney TJE CONFETTI ON A NOT GUILTY VERDICT???? listen i’m choosing to take absolutely everything that happens literally and at face value and it’s informing my personal understanding of the setting of these games
#iraattorney NO!!!! NO!!!!!! ACE ATTORNEY GIVETH AND IT TAKETH AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
#iraattorney COME BACK WITH A WARRANT PHOENIX THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT GO THROUGH A LADIE’S THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
#iraattorney personally when you give me a woman with huge tits and pink hair and extremely unsettling behavior you make it hard for me to root for the guy uncovering her evil machinations
#iraattorney i am the exact right person to be playing this game because i am precisely as stupid as phoenix wright himself and he and i are just sitting here SWEATING IT OUT. i DO forget
#iraattorney im obsessed with you. im obsessed with you. im obsessed with you. im o
#iraattorney despite my heartbreak this is a very fun game. i’m glad i’m playing it myself instead of watching a no-commentary youtube playthrough or sth (which i considered before and i’m sure it wouldve been fine but!!! this is more fun)
#iraattorney ok we’re back at it again at the krispy kreme. i forgot 2 mention last night that i think will powers is very cute. the women in aa make me contract terminal rabies and some of the men are, like, cute, like dogs, or moths, or a pencil case with oranges on it
#iraattorney edgeworth........ he’s growing on me
#iraattorney DONT
MY ACHILLES HEEL
#iraattorney ME NEXT PLEASE
#iraattorney I CANT DO THIS IM STILL PROCESSING APRIL. LEAVE ME ALONE
#iraattorney THIS IS BULLSHIT I WANTED TO VICARIOUSLY LIVE THROUGH THE DEE VASQUEZ BAD END. GUMSHOE YOYRE RUINING MY LIFE
AAAAAAA IM SCREAMING TO HIDE THIS BC I HAVE MUTUALS WHO MIGHT GET INTO IT AND I HAVE TO TUCK AWAY THE SPOILERS AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
#iracc please let there be a breakdown please please i need breakdown sprites i need a meltdown i need a five alarm nuclear tantrum pleas e i would like to see it may i please have a smidgen of breakdown m
