MOT cut me today near Otigba. I made a wrong turn & they saw me. First they stopped the car in front of me so they can catch me. I don notice say me don fuck up So i locked my doors first, pretended I didn't know what's going on. They were like 5-7 with their bikes /1
One walked up to me, I wind down my glass, he asked if I knew I made a wrong turn & I was like "what turn? He said the turn you just made. I acted all surprised like "I'm sorry, I don't stay in Enugu so I had no idea" 2
He told me his name n where he works. By this time cars were already lining up behind me. The man in front of me was still there like TF dude, move your fucking car Jesus! Do u want me to pay 15k now? What what what? 3
Anyway, these Mfs asked me to clear as the dude in front of me suddenly cannot move smh! The one that has that clip thing came n I told them to let me park nah. They asked me to open door so that one will enter to make me park 4
Meanwhile, they told me if I run they will chase me. I was about to clear when I saw a free road so what did i do? I Cleared! You guessed right! Cos I'm a good citizen & I knew I was wrong.

Abegiii make i hear word! I saw a clear road & made a run for it. Yep! I ran 5
Thanks to Sullivan for giving us good road & Ugwuani for repairing it.
I got to Otigba roundabout, to bisalla, took pinecrest street, down to Bon hotel sunshine. I was blowing like 120 on Bisalla & Jesus knew I was broke AF didnt let anybody block my way.
The end sha
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