You’ll tell your girl you can’t afford to get her anything for her BD and she’ll say oh no problem. Then immediately she’ll reply Mr. Osei Bonsu who asked her if she’ll be available for the Kempinski trip.

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She’ll tell you it’s no problem and since you don’t have anything planned, she’ll spend the day with her girls. You agree. On her birthday you send the loveliest message, thinking you’ve done enough. Then your boys start texting you at 2am, hyping you for taking your girl out

You’re very confused cause you ankasa you’re sitting in your house at Bubuashie so who has taken your girl out? You check her whatsapp status, Nothing is there, just her thanking God for a new year. You ask your friends where they saw her posting. They say it’s her status.

You put 2 and 2 together and realize she’s prevented you from seeing her status. You ask them to send you screenshots. Lo and behold there is your girl, with another man, drinking some pina colada at the Kempinski poolside. But it’s all good, you told her you don’t have anything