𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐤𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐬 ✰

before we start, this is NOT meant to send hate to anyone this is literally a whole ass joke and i thought it would be a funny idea so there’s no hate to anyone mentioned in this thread :)

meet the members !!

Lindi ✰

positions: leader, main vocalist, lead dancer, visual

trainee since: Jan 2017

scandals: got catfished by Kim Soohyun

Jen ✰

positions: main rapper, main dancer, centre

trainee since: Dec 2016

scandals: took a photo of a sausage croissant that went viral

Jade ✰

positions: lead vocalist, sub-rapper, producer

trainee since: the womb

scandals: tried to steal Kim Soohyun off Lindi

Annie ✰

positions: lead rapper, sub-vocalist, face of the group, maknae

trainee since: Aug 2018

scandals: her cat, Whiskey, got into a fight with Lindis fish, Dude

group name: DRAMA

group greeting: “spill the tea! annyeonghasyeo, Drama imnida!”

official colours: white, lilac, gold

fandom name: dispatch

debut date: April 1st

album ✰

mv vibes ✰