Read on Twitter
I never use fb anymore but there’s a guy I went to school with that makes up mad lies everyday and I check his page daily for a wee laugh. When I get home I’ll post a wee thread of his shite. My favourite is that his dad drove them from Australia to Glasgow in a Ferrari
Right so posted this before but here is the time he sprinkled water on his puma trackies to kid on it was BLOOD and put it on his fb story
Imaginary threesomes ‘I iz fuckin nutz in the bedroom’
Arguing in capital letters with absolutely no cunt
Not a mad lie but made me laugh when he changed his profile pic to a dug with its lipstick oot
Imaginary psycho ex bird gonnae do herself in cause she loves him too much
Same day after telling imaginary ex to die, he hopes strangers in a car crash are ok
He’s no pals and there is no warrant out for his arrest BELIEVE ME
I will finish this tomorrow I’ve been too busy to post the rest 
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I’m still so busy at work, can’t keep with with all the replies and I’ve still got times to post about such as when he said he bought a nightclub in Paisley but didn’t know the name of it and that he used to run Tunnel nightclub.
In the meantime, yesterday he’s posted a picture of a 7 in a row Celtic flag with the caption ‘hail hail 10 in a row’ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
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Right the next instalment. Bringing a new dimension to the plot is an imaginary dug beef. No one tagged or responded btw https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
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I can categorically state he’s no even got a driving licence nevermind the rest of his gangster life being a mad fantasy
Again a mad rant about someone that’s imaginary (daughter this time no a rival dug owner)
