types of joon stans ; a thread
compulsory disclaimer: this is all for jokes please don& #39;t take any of this too seriously thank you :D
thirsty joon stans

- THIGHS"#=1!"#€("(-3!"!"!
- suffering sponsored by namjoon& #39;s growing collection of tank tops
- will go feral over some ankle
- "he& #39;s really built like that" yes we know you tell us daily
- that clip of namjoon in the hot tub in BV4 haunts you
intellectual joon stans

- so how& #39;s med school going?
- Big Brain Oomf
- "yeah biceps are sexy but you know what& #39;s sexier? namjoon talking about the Gestalt principles"
- say something stupid and they& #39;ll thinkshame you into next week with proper punctuation and MLA citations
streamer joon stans

- wake up every morning and check namjoon& #39;s KOMCA credits
- cry themselves to sleep thinking about how the forever rain mv only has 19M views
- will get persona to 70M views by september 12 even if it& #39;s the last thing they do
- follow their example
the namkooker joon stans

- if you& #39;re a joon stan you& #39;re A) a namkooker or B) a namkooker but you just haven& #39;t realized it yet
- the only thing better than one virgo boy is two virgo boys
- started crying about "marry me" and hasn& #39;t stopped since
- just look at them pls :(((
the "he& #39;s my emotional support boy" joon stans

- you do be a little sad but that& #39;s okay
- "Lol no worries at least this planet has namjoon"
- you think mono. is the best thing that has ever happened to you and you just want to let him know
- namjoon loves you a whole lot <3
in the end we& #39;re all "i love and miss namjoon so much and words can& #39;t describe how much he means to me but i just want him to stay happy and healthy forever" joon stans
don& #39;t forget to stream persona we& #39;re getting it to 70M by namjoon& #39;s birthday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Uy0opVF3s">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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