compulsory disclaimer: this is all for jokes please don't take any of this too seriously thank you :D
soft joon stans
- [looks at big buff 181cm man] tiny boy :(( smol :((
- no brain just namjoon's dimples
- phone gallery is 90% tiny joon pics
- most used emoji
- just want to hold his hand and play with his fingers pls is that too much to ask
- [looks at big buff 181cm man] tiny boy :(( smol :((
- no brain just namjoon's dimples
- phone gallery is 90% tiny joon pics
- most used emoji

- just want to hold his hand and play with his fingers pls is that too much to ask
thirsty joon stans
- THIGHS"#=1!"#€("(-3!"!"!
- suffering sponsored by namjoon's growing collection of tank tops
- will go feral over some ankle
- "he's really built like that" yes we know you tell us daily
- that clip of namjoon in the hot tub in BV4 haunts you
- THIGHS"#=1!"#€("(-3!"!"!
- suffering sponsored by namjoon's growing collection of tank tops
- will go feral over some ankle
- "he's really built like that" yes we know you tell us daily
- that clip of namjoon in the hot tub in BV4 haunts you
intellectual joon stans
- so how's med school going?
- Big Brain Oomf
- "yeah biceps are sexy but you know what's sexier? namjoon talking about the Gestalt principles"
- say something stupid and they'll thinkshame you into next week with proper punctuation and MLA citations
- so how's med school going?
- Big Brain Oomf
- "yeah biceps are sexy but you know what's sexier? namjoon talking about the Gestalt principles"
- say something stupid and they'll thinkshame you into next week with proper punctuation and MLA citations
dramatic joon stans
- "you tweet about him but i'm marrying him in a month we're not the same"
- welcome home cheater photo ready to go at all times
- "namjoon.... namjoon.... he- he looks at..... i can't even say it....i can't believe...
"
- you guys are too much omg dsfgh
- "you tweet about him but i'm marrying him in a month we're not the same"
- welcome home cheater photo ready to go at all times
- "namjoon.... namjoon.... he- he looks at..... i can't even say it....i can't believe...

- you guys are too much omg dsfgh
streamer joon stans
- wake up every morning and check namjoon's KOMCA credits
- cry themselves to sleep thinking about how the forever rain mv only has 19M views
- will get persona to 70M views by september 12 even if it's the last thing they do
- follow their example
- wake up every morning and check namjoon's KOMCA credits
- cry themselves to sleep thinking about how the forever rain mv only has 19M views
- will get persona to 70M views by september 12 even if it's the last thing they do
- follow their example
the "appreciate the small things in life" joon stans
- get so happy when they see namjoon namjooning
- always leave him little comments like "thank you for sharing these! i'm so happy you're enjoying yourself. love you
"
- miss #김데일리 every day
- precious people
- get so happy when they see namjoon namjooning
- always leave him little comments like "thank you for sharing these! i'm so happy you're enjoying yourself. love you

- miss #김데일리 every day
- precious people
the namkooker joon stans
- if you're a joon stan you're A) a namkooker or B) a namkooker but you just haven't realized it yet
- the only thing better than one virgo boy is two virgo boys
- started crying about "marry me" and hasn't stopped since
- just look at them pls :(((
- if you're a joon stan you're A) a namkooker or B) a namkooker but you just haven't realized it yet
- the only thing better than one virgo boy is two virgo boys
- started crying about "marry me" and hasn't stopped since
- just look at them pls :(((
the "he's my emotional support boy" joon stans
- you do be a little sad but that's okay
- "Lol no worries at least this planet has namjoon"
- you think mono. is the best thing that has ever happened to you and you just want to let him know
- namjoon loves you a whole lot <3
- you do be a little sad but that's okay
- "Lol no worries at least this planet has namjoon"
- you think mono. is the best thing that has ever happened to you and you just want to let him know
- namjoon loves you a whole lot <3
in the end we're all "i love and miss namjoon so much and words can't describe how much he means to me but i just want him to stay happy and healthy forever" joon stans
don't forget to stream persona we're getting it to 70M by namjoon's birthday
