Legendary bhaitards

A thread

1.)
Intelligence dekh rhe ho

Salman Khan= Whole Marvel Universe

Wrong comparison hai.

MCU has given shit movies like infinity war, endgame, Thor etc

While Selmon bhoi has given iconic movies like tubelight, dabbang 3 etc

2.)
Bhaitards ki English merko toh samajh hi nhi aati .
MATLAB mere pass words nhi hai

Oxford wale khud Isse degree lene ayenge.

Aisi English hai yeh

3.)
Aisi English bhai merko bhi koi seekha do

Bard, brand ka meaning kya Hota hai.

Matlab English mein toh PhD ki bhi PhD kar rakhi

4.)

Do you know:

Calendar naam ka koi word hi nhi hai Hota

Celender Hota hai celender

Yeh bhaitards legend hai legend

5.)
Yeh dekh kar toh eyes ke paani aa jayega

Aisi English kaha seekhate hai

Merko bhi seekhni hai aisi English

6.)

Yeh log apni maa bhi ch*d sakte hai

Bhaitards hote hi madar*hod hai

7.)

I agree Bhai sabse daring hai

Srk aur akshay kisi ko maar nhi sakte.

Logic dekh rhe ho chutiyo ko.

Kon apne talent se logo ko Marta hai

8.)

Iss Chaman ka logic dekho

Yeh dekh kar

RIP Logic

Khair choddo bhaitard aur logic dono alag cheese hai

9.)
Yeh dekho bc

They are proud because selmon
bhai is a criminal

Matlab inn chutiyo ko koi aur kaam nhi hai

10.)

Salman sab ka baap hai.

Aajtak Jo khud baap na bana ho.
Jiska hole bhi asaram aur shera ne toda tha

Woh sabka baap

11.)

Waha matlab waha

Trolling ke liye yeh apni bhen bhi bhoi se chu*wa sakta hai

Fan ho toh aisa

12.)
Humanity aur bhaitards dono alag cheez hai

Yeh madar*hod ka tweet dekhlo

13.)
Hypocrisy mein toh yeh kangana se bhi Aage hai

Pic1: Before @AmaalMallik tweet
about srk

Pic2: After His tweet on Srk

14.)

A day before yesterday
@roachkilla1
conducted a poll.

Idhar bhi inka gang bang chalta hai
Matlab jeetne ke liye sab se vote karwaye
Sidhearts, hritik sir fans, varun DiCaprio fans, vital yards etc etc

End mein Yehi bolunga

If self trolling is an art,
Then bhaitards are Picasso of it!!!!