“10 different types of WHATSAPP TRADERs”

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1. DM FOR PRICE people.

These ones escaped from yaba left on a low!!! Are you kidding me? I’m gonna enter your dm for everything on your status one by one?
You Dey MENT!
2. The GUILT - TRIPPERS

You will be selling things at ridiculous prices & still be updating your status with rubbish like
“Beware is friends that don’t support you bla bla bla....”
3. The CLOWNs

These ones learn new jonzing quotes to use in promoting their businesses lately “my dm is slippery...” somebody that is suffering from asthma will be saying “choke me with your orders” ah! Okay ooh.
4. The RING leaders

These ones are the ones that always have statuses like RING... Posting over one million shoes on their status... Whatsapp Nike well done.. I’ll mute you danu! You can’t finish my small data that is already unnecessarily expensive. Try
5. The BC senders

Status is not enough for these ones... They’ll send bc till you don’t even know when they’re texting you for real.
6. The FAKE SCREENSHOT takers

These ones will post fake testimony screenshots just to show you that their products are selling out and customers love them. Kontinu ooh! Whatsapp yahoo girl.
7. The INSECURE

These ones don’t want people to make mockery of them for their hustle, so they’re shy to post their products frequently cos of what people will say... Even if they post pictures, they post little and delete before it’s 24 hours.
(Hunger never waya you)
8. The BEGGAR

These ones are always begging for people to buy their products as if they stole it. “Please if you don’t patronize me, I can’t eat bla bla bla”
9. The CROWD 1 people!

These ones are mixture of 1 - 8 put together
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Is it that Ifai don’t do “crowd 1” I will not make it in life ni? Les be guided ooh
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