It all started all because of Nandos😂

So my sister and I were craving Nandos this day and she hit me up saying I should tell bamunini that maiguru wants Nandos. I call manns and he agrees to take us out for Nandos. Sis picks me up we get into town we pick X up and we go for our
date ke Nandos Samora. It was almost 3pm so we get our food and eat in the car we chilled in the car eating paye and talking and shit, then nigga decides he wants alcohol, ko ini na sisi takugata ka zvedu zvaita, we go buy booze at his usual spot (mind you guy didnt have a car 4
day so he is now our driver. We buy the booze start drinking and all paye nyaya dziri kutsva paye my sister then invited her boyfriend pa poshto patatiri paye and invite my other cousin who lives close by, life is good we chatting having a good time and all. We tgen decides to
go chill mumba such that we finish the bottle and go home at this moment alcohol was now kicking in, i ask my sister want time we should ho home and she says anytime, mina im enjoying alcohol, did we not finish that bottle and buy another one apa it was now around 11pm , we
chilling paye, then we decide to go home dzakuma to 2 am, we go drop mans at his place in Eastlea we go there his friend comes to open the gate for him this nigga legit refused to go sleep in his house and we decide to just go with him to our place apa all along i thought the
parents were not home since they had had left vachiti vakuenda kumusha they will be coming back the following day so we just thought it chilled what possibly could happen the parents are not around😂😂. We get home to my surprise i see the bedroom light on and the gate is locked
So drunk me just thought haaa probably they left the bedroom light on and i jump over kupinda mu gate so that i go get keys and open the gate, did i not freeze when i saw my dads car mu driveway. i go knock on my bedroom window and my cousin tell me that dad was around and only
mum had go kumusha😂she hands me over the gate keys and i open the gate apa nigga is the one who is actually driving the car, he gets in and i tell him not to leave the car and that i was coming back, tapinda mumba my sister and I, dhuma dhuma na mdara mupassage guys makambonyara
My dad tells us to go back where we were and we told him we were at our cousin's place and we apologize then we go into our room, this whole tkme my sister is scared asf akungoti "shuwa mukadzi mukuru ndingarohwe peer pressure nevana vadiki" apa ini ndikungoseka😂, soon as she
finishes talk i jump out nepawindow because i needed to find mans a place to sleep, i go to the cottage where my brothers sleep, ndapinda nekufugura magumbeze😂guys did i not see my uncle vakarara, i just say sorry im looking for my brother and deep, i go to the other room
kuseri, i gist my brother on what going on and he suggested i let the nigga sleep with him but i refused sayinf what if dads comes early morning ikoko, so he gives me on blanket and i go kumota, i tell mans what was up and that the only option was for him to sleep kuboot;
atleast the car had tinted windows, so i made it comfy for him to sleep apa munhu iyeye is big big😂😂😂i go back inside and sleep. Morning comes paya my dad want to go kumusha so we were blocking his car and he wakes us up saying ndipei ma keye emota yenyu ndiibvise pa driveway
😂😂😂guys hangover yese yakapera, my sister wakes up abva anobvisa mota and we was happy tichiti haa zvapera vakuendađŸ˜čđŸ˜čtwo mins later my dad says he cant find his keys and that he had left them in his other brother car😣😑my brother comes into the house laughing we ask him
wasup and he says dad want to use honda fit kunotora ma keys emots yavo guys i froze😂apa now my sister is blaming achikanganwa ndiye akatanga nyaya yacho nekuda nandos 😂😂😂we go out panze tese, abva apinda and said ah mumota hamuna fuel yakatsvuka, dod my father not come
check the guage vega😂😂then he goes haa shuwa vaskana vanofamba nemota yaktsvuka kudai anyway hunzai mari yefuel ndonoisa fuel and also ndoisa imwe mu jerry can🙆🙆🙆at this moment i saw my world falling into pieces pamberi pangu😂we suggestef that my brother goes ku fuel
and at this moment we gave my brother the car keys kuti abuditse mota panze, i run kunotora jerry can kuti ndiriise pa seat instead of kuita kuboot😂 this whole time mukomana arimo muboot remota😂, tabuda gate paye i dont know how my uncle say chibhodhoro mumota and goes straigh
kunovhura mota nekutora bhodhoro on some ndiri kuda kuona kuti monditorera sei chibhodhoro ichi 😂😂😂so while we were outside paye ana mdara vakuda kutora mota ma cousin sister akabva asvika ne ma keys emota ya mdara😂😂guess i almost shed a tear of joy that dayđŸ˜„đŸ˜„
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