listen... kurotsukki au where tall blonde and gorgeous VS angel kei tsukishima has had a longstanding “rivalry” with kuroo tetsurou (from arguably the most famous idol boy group nekoma) who is rumoured to be the performer for this year’s victoria’s secret fashion show +
it all starts with kuroo qrting this viral meme with “ain’t this that one vs angel?” and it was by no means meant in a harmful/offensive way, but ofc kuroo is a famous idol who didn’t have his bandmate suga’s ability to appear innocent Always and so it’s blown out of proportion
bc kuroo’s famous for being cheeky and clever so it rubs some of kei’s fans the wrong way. and thus ensues the twitter war between their fans that could rival that of the ar/mys and ex/o-ls

the first time they’re seen in public is four months after the kuroo tweet in a movie opening where the main stars are kei’s friend and labelmate tobio kageyama and kuroo’s childhood friend kenma kozume.
in the afterparty of the movie opening to be specific, where paparazzi was present. that night, about a thousand pictures of kei spilling his wine on kuroo’s crisp white button down were leaked. (nekoma stans were ready to burn kei at the stake at this point)
needless to say, they both leave the party early. fans theorized them leaving out of pettiness, but truly :( they both just didn’t want to cause a scene at an important day for their friends :( the twitter war gets so much worse after that,
especially since kei refuses to talk about kuroo in any of his interviews and in behind the scenes of the shows he walks on. when kuroo is mentioned, kei just stares at whoever was asking with a gaze that could instill the Fear of God in them.
and so !!! everyone is absolutely anticipating the VS show this year bc kuroo would be the one performing. they expected a lot of things: a verbal fight? sure. a full on brawl? possibly. neither of them looked like the type to pull punches. what they didn’t expect was this:
kei walking the runway like the whole world was his, all golden lace and the biggest brightest fairy wings, glitter on his cheeks and all over his legs. kuroo walks by his side the entire way, his beautifully raspy voice the only thing either of them could hear.
and when they reach the front of the stage, tall, blonde, and gorgeous smiles. the world falls at its feet. and so would have kuroo if kei didn’t gracefully reach out to him, offering his hand palm down.
with his infamous smirk on his face, kuroo leans down to gently kiss the back of kei’s hand, gaze meeting kei’s in a look that made every single heart in the room Stop.
nothing but the music and kuroo’s voice can be heard in the room. everything and everyone was frozen in place bc it was the first time kei tsukishima has ever let anyone touch him on the runway. and by kuroo fucking tetsurou.
as if that wasn’t enough, kuroo starts twitter’s biggest meltdown with a single tweet:
it was a picture of kuroo and kei in a dimly lit room. kei’s eyes were closed, glitter still on his cheek and gold lace still across his chest. half of kuroo’s face is hidden as he kisses kei’s bare shoulder.
the caption: “it’s been a year since you first kissed me. happy to share a stage with you, baby. you were breathtaking.”
the date: one year exactly after the movie opening
the date: one year exactly after the movie opening
they didn’t say anything about it bc kuroo was having his fun :) and kei is actually really shy despite his cold and untouchable image (he blames it on the resting bitch face) :( he gets really shy whenever someone brings up his boyfriend and clams up :(
a week after, kuroo releases his second solo album with a song titled “moonshine” dedicated to tall blonde and gorgeous :) it becomes everyone’s favorite. kei finally starts tweeting after being ia for Years and it’s always just promoting kuroo and his works.
kuroo attends all the VS shows for the next two years. in the crowd, he stands when kei is the one on the runway. and always, Always, smiles the brightest when kei blows him a kiss.
on the third year, kuroo is invited to perform for the VS show again. and this time, he holds kei’s hand all the way, showing off their matching diamond rings.
— if you must know, the song kuroo sang the first time he shared the stage with kei was his version of drunk in love ;) https://open.spotify.com/track/6jG2YzhxptolDzLHTGLt7S?si=bLgulvjeTFiSEJ9TNvdN3w
— end — might turn this into a fic when my term ends lettuce see https://twitter.com/arxhabaki/status/1295194279942340608