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LIVE TWEETING TCP THREAD HOLY FUCK
I COULDNT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT CUTE AHHAHWHAHDJJFJGJG
me getting excited over the mention of brenda and jorge,
GOD
OKAY I CANT DEVIDE IF I SHOULD LIVETWEET IR NIT BECAUSE I CANT FOCUS WHEN I TYPE SO I MIGHT JUST GO SILENT FOR A BIT
THE KNIFE,,,, THE JORUNAL AND PEN,,, IM YRINENEJDJFNFMNFNFJF
YEAH NEWT KICK THE FLARE’S ARSE 
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FUCK
F U C K
MY REACTIONS WILL NOT BE ANALYTICAL AT ALL PLEASEJFKLJDKFJGKFG
winter market sounds like an indie band? ok
oh my GOD?????????????????????????????
i literally cant quote anything my mind is racing and livetweeting and listening to an audiobook makes my mind go brrrr and not in the good way smh
"jorge& #39;s weapon stash" HRNHBGKMSJFF
newt: no fear https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
oh my god https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
FRY
OH MY GOD DANTE IS FUCKING THREE YEARS OLD GUUYS PLEASE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> AT LEAST IM ASSUMING THIS IS DANTE AND KEISHA
HOW OLD IS KEISHA
bristled
i love them already
CHAPTER 3 ALREADY?? WHY WE GOING SO FUCKIN FAST
THE POEM
"why did you name your kid after hell" PLEIKLASHIDFSIJGKSDGJ
brenda and jorge? no. dante and keisha.
"we didn& #39;t name him after hell, you moron" PLEASE I LOVE HER ALREADY
trashner write female characters well challenge
NEWT TRYING TO GET DANTE TO SMILE?"L@?"$:!"@%L:@^L:$^"&:%$"&
NO DONT LET THEM BE HET PLEASE
oh no :(((
AW NOOOOO IM GONNA CRY
nooo i wanna give her a hug :((
does anyone know how old keisha is yet?
newts a spare popsicle stick https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
mark deakins accent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
i have to go to the bathroom but im not gonna pasue so lets hope nothing interesting happens that i need to tweet while im gone
brb https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
guys newt is keisha& #39;s child!!!111!!!!11
I CARE NEWT
how am i gonna stay up for four hours literallyjust SITTING HERE listening to an audiobook???????????? i need something else to do or imm gonna get bored smh
i mean this is really good but i have to fidget with something or else i am bored
AYE KEISHA WITH A GUN
OH SHIT IS SHE OKAY FUCK
OH MY GOD
h=holy shit
holy shit its almost been an HOUR?? HUH/????
nobody:
me: OH MY GOD
me: OH MY GOD
oh my god newt
ew w*cked https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
the fuck i hate the hose
DISINFECT???? OK-
awwwkfjhrjggjflkdk newt keisha dante family :)
"for the rest of whatever remained of their lives" IM GONNA CRY STOP
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUARD
THE GLADE THING PLEASE IM GONNA CRY
newt holding dante https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
the crank palaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CHAPTER 5 ALREADY???
almost an hour in woohoo
me when keisha,
GOD I LOVE HER WHAT HAKLDJSKFLDSGFJDG
NEWT PATTING DANTE& #39;S BACK
its only been an hour and im already tired https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">i wanna finish but idk if i can last three more hours
THE GOODNESS IN NEWTS EYES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
THEM LAUGHING IM GONNA CRY PLEASE
dante https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
i mscared who is it gonna be
IM SORRY BUT THE PERSON SAYING "are you... y& #39;know..." WITH A PAUSE PLEASJLKRJWEGKLJWKGJDSKLG
ew wicked
WHO IS THIS GUY WHO IS HIS NEPHEW OMFG I NEED TO KNOW??????????????????? TELL US
"wut?? why???" PLEAKHDLAJFKDSJFKSDJG THE WAY HE SAID IT
shit i gotta rewind
I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO TAG MY POSTS OUT OF THREAD WITH TCP SPOILERS OMG IM SO SORRY
I KEEP LOOKING ON MY TL AND THEN NOT LISTENING TO THE BOOK AND I HAVE TO KEEP REWINDING PLEASE IM NEVER GONNA FINISH AT THIS RATE
im so tired omfmg i only processed half of the whole maria thing :(((((
purple
this thread is a disaster
2 and a half hrs left but i can barely process anything rn help
oh yeah bliss time
OMFG IS NEWT GONNA GET ON BLISS
HE IS?@?#@>$?>@%?3
damn never fucking mind trashner what a tease
im genuinelyso curious tho i wanna hear what its like to be on the bliss in like. detail.
