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LIVE TWEETING TCP THREAD HOLY FUCK
I COULDNT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT CUTE AHHAHWHAHDJJFJGJG
me getting excited over the mention of brenda and jorge,
GOD
OKAY I CANT DEVIDE IF I SHOULD LIVETWEET IR NIT BECAUSE I CANT FOCUS WHEN I TYPE SO I MIGHT JUST GO SILENT FOR A BIT
THE KNIFE,,,, THE JORUNAL AND PEN,,, IM YRINENEJDJFNFMNFNFJF
YEAH NEWT KICK THE FLARE’S ARSE 
FUCK
F U C K
MY REACTIONS WILL NOT BE ANALYTICAL AT ALL PLEASEJFKLJDKFJGKFG
winter market sounds like an indie band? ok
oh my GOD?????????????????????????????
i literally cant quote anything my mind is racing and livetweeting and listening to an audiobook makes my mind go brrrr and not in the good way smh
"jorge's weapon stash" HRNHBGKMSJFF
newt: no fear
oh my god 
FRY
OH MY GOD DANTE IS FUCKING THREE YEARS OLD GUUYS PLEASE AT LEAST IM ASSUMING THIS IS DANTE AND KEISHA
AT LEAST IM ASSUMING THIS IS DANTE AND KEISHA
HOW OLD IS KEISHA
bristled
i love them already
CHAPTER 3 ALREADY?? WHY WE GOING SO FUCKIN FAST
THE POEM
"why did you name your kid after hell" PLEIKLASHIDFSIJGKSDGJ
brenda and jorge? no. dante and keisha.
"we didn't name him after hell, you moron" PLEASE I LOVE HER ALREADY
trashner write female characters well challenge
NEWT TRYING TO GET DANTE TO SMILE?"L@?"$:!"@%L:@^L:$^"&:%$"&
NO DONT LET THEM BE HET PLEASE
oh no :(((
AW NOOOOO IM GONNA CRY
nooo i wanna give her a hug :((
does anyone know how old keisha is yet?
newts a spare popsicle stick
mark deakins accent 
i have to go to the bathroom but im not gonna pasue so lets hope nothing interesting happens that i need to tweet while im gone
brb 
guys newt is keisha's child!!!111!!!!11
I CARE NEWT
how am i gonna stay up for four hours literallyjust SITTING HERE listening to an audiobook???????????? i need something else to do or imm gonna get bored smh
i mean this is really good but i have to fidget with something or else i am bored
AYE KEISHA WITH A GUN
OH SHIT IS SHE OKAY FUCK
OH MY GOD
h=holy shit
holy shit its almost been an HOUR?? HUH/????
nobody:
me: OH MY GOD
me: OH MY GOD
oh my god newt
ew w*cked 
the fuck i hate the hose
DISINFECT???? OK-
awwwkfjhrjggjflkdk newt keisha dante family :)
"for the rest of whatever remained of their lives" IM GONNA CRY STOP
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUARD
THE GLADE THING PLEASE IM GONNA CRY
newt holding dante
the crank palaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CHAPTER 5 ALREADY???
almost an hour in woohoo
me when keisha,
GOD I LOVE HER WHAT HAKLDJSKFLDSGFJDG
NEWT PATTING DANTE'S BACK
its only been an hour and im already tired i wanna finish but idk if i can last three more hours
i wanna finish but idk if i can last three more hours
THE GOODNESS IN NEWTS EYES
THEM LAUGHING IM GONNA CRY PLEASE
dante 
i mscared who is it gonna be
IM SORRY BUT THE PERSON SAYING "are you... y'know..." WITH A PAUSE PLEASJLKRJWEGKLJWKGJDSKLG
ew wicked
WHO IS THIS GUY WHO IS HIS NEPHEW OMFG I NEED TO KNOW??????????????????? TELL US
"wut?? why???" PLEAKHDLAJFKDSJFKSDJG THE WAY HE SAID IT
shit i gotta rewind
I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO TAG MY POSTS OUT OF THREAD WITH TCP SPOILERS OMG IM SO SORRY
I KEEP LOOKING ON MY TL AND THEN NOT LISTENING TO THE BOOK AND I HAVE TO KEEP REWINDING PLEASE IM NEVER GONNA FINISH AT THIS RATE
im so tired omfmg i only processed half of the whole maria thing :(((((
purple
this thread is a disaster
2 and a half hrs left but i can barely process anything rn help
oh yeah bliss time
OMFG IS NEWT GONNA GET ON BLISS
HE IS?@?#@>$?>@%?3
damn never fucking mind trashner what a tease
im genuinelyso curious tho i wanna hear what its like to be on the bliss in like. detail.
