LIVE TWEETING TCP THREAD HOLY FUCK

I COULDNT EVEN BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT CUTE AHHAHWHAHDJJFJGJG

me getting excited over the mention of brenda and jorge,

GOD

OKAY I CANT DEVIDE IF I SHOULD LIVETWEET IR NIT BECAUSE I CANT FOCUS WHEN I TYPE SO I MIGHT JUST GO SILENT FOR A BIT

THE KNIFE,,,, THE JORUNAL AND PEN,,, IM YRINENEJDJFNFMNFNFJF

YEAH NEWT KICK THE FLARE’S ARSE

FUCK

F U C K

MY REACTIONS WILL NOT BE ANALYTICAL AT ALL PLEASEJFKLJDKFJGKFG

winter market sounds like an indie band? ok

oh my GOD?????????????????????????????

i literally cant quote anything my mind is racing and livetweeting and listening to an audiobook makes my mind go brrrr and not in the good way smh

"jorge's weapon stash" HRNHBGKMSJFF

newt: no fear

oh my god

FRY

OH MY GOD DANTE IS FUCKING THREE YEARS OLD GUUYS PLEASE AT LEAST IM ASSUMING THIS IS DANTE AND KEISHA

HOW OLD IS KEISHA

bristled

i love them already

CHAPTER 3 ALREADY?? WHY WE GOING SO FUCKIN FAST

THE POEM

"why did you name your kid after hell" PLEIKLASHIDFSIJGKSDGJ

brenda and jorge? no. dante and keisha.

"we didn't name him after hell, you moron" PLEASE I LOVE HER ALREADY

trashner write female characters well challenge

NEWT TRYING TO GET DANTE TO SMILE?"L@?"$:!"@%L:@^L:$^"&:%$"&

NO DONT LET THEM BE HET PLEASE

oh no :(((

AW NOOOOO IM GONNA CRY

nooo i wanna give her a hug :((

does anyone know how old keisha is yet?

newts a spare popsicle stick

mark deakins accent

i have to go to the bathroom but im not gonna pasue so lets hope nothing interesting happens that i need to tweet while im gone

brb

guys newt is keisha's child!!!111!!!!11

I CARE NEWT

how am i gonna stay up for four hours literallyjust SITTING HERE listening to an audiobook???????????? i need something else to do or imm gonna get bored smh

i mean this is really good but i have to fidget with something or else i am bored

AYE KEISHA WITH A GUN

OH SHIT IS SHE OKAY FUCK

OH MY GOD

h=holy shit

holy shit its almost been an HOUR?? HUH/????

nobody:
me: OH MY GOD

oh my god newt

ew w*cked

the fuck i hate the hose

DISINFECT???? OK-

awwwkfjhrjggjflkdk newt keisha dante family :)

"for the rest of whatever remained of their lives" IM GONNA CRY STOP

SHUT THE FUCK UP GUARD

THE GLADE THING PLEASE IM GONNA CRY

newt holding dante

the crank palaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

CHAPTER 5 ALREADY???

almost an hour in woohoo

me when keisha,

GOD I LOVE HER WHAT HAKLDJSKFLDSGFJDG

NEWT PATTING DANTE'S BACK

its only been an hour and im already tired i wanna finish but idk if i can last three more hours

THE GOODNESS IN NEWTS EYES

THEM LAUGHING IM GONNA CRY PLEASE

dante

i mscared who is it gonna be

IM SORRY BUT THE PERSON SAYING "are you... y'know..." WITH A PAUSE PLEASJLKRJWEGKLJWKGJDSKLG

ew wicked

WHO IS THIS GUY WHO IS HIS NEPHEW OMFG I NEED TO KNOW??????????????????? TELL US

"wut?? why???" PLEAKHDLAJFKDSJFKSDJG THE WAY HE SAID IT

shit i gotta rewind

I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO TAG MY POSTS OUT OF THREAD WITH TCP SPOILERS OMG IM SO SORRY

I KEEP LOOKING ON MY TL AND THEN NOT LISTENING TO THE BOOK AND I HAVE TO KEEP REWINDING PLEASE IM NEVER GONNA FINISH AT THIS RATE

im so tired omfmg i only processed half of the whole maria thing :(((((

purple

this thread is a disaster

2 and a half hrs left but i can barely process anything rn help

oh yeah bliss time

OMFG IS NEWT GONNA GET ON BLISS

HE IS?@?#@>$?>@%?3

damn never fucking mind trashner what a tease

im genuinelyso curious tho i wanna hear what its like to be on the bliss in like. detail.