its 1 am i can tweet my thoughts without fear of judgment
i’ve never seen the lion king, any of them
i personally think white pizza is a war crime
adidas superstars are the worst shoe on planet earth if u wear them i am not sorry
pewdiepie was never funny, u just had ADD/ADHD
celery is quite possibly the worst vegetable on the planet
myspace was ahead of its time it just peaked early
i think fist fights solve all problems
i think sluts and whores are completely different
bring back trickshotting montages
eating pussy is an art form and i thoroughly find enjoyment in it
mustangs are fucking stupid
if you need his/her life360/location u shouldn’t be dating
i wish killing pedophiles was legal
this thread is so annoying and i’m sure y’all wanna unfollow me
if ketamine was safer i would be on it 24/7
i wanna be a pro driver
i have no problem sucking on toes
ryan gosling is a phenomenal actor
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