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Happy Qixi! For all the sad and lonely xfxs i will be creating an impossibly charming xiaozhan online dating simulator POV I’m xiao zhan 
look we haven’t even started and I’m already falling for you
look we haven’t even started and I’m already falling for you
Ugh! I’m so sorry I’m late to our first date! Sorry what’d you say? Let me take out my Gucci airpods so I can hear you better one sec
let’s go out for morning coffee! I know all you’re gonna do is stare at my xarms but that’s ok 
Time to ride to my apartment to say hi to the cat- teehee don’t mind me I’m so bad at riding bikes uwu
Look at Jianguo!! I’m not sure why I named my cat NUT but- -
look I took off my glasses so I could see you better
look I took off my glasses so I could see you better
BARK BARK BITCH I’ve always wanted a puppy but got a cat instead because they’re easier to care for. Will you be my dog and fetch this? 
That was adorable, but not as adorable as me playing you the guitar 
Enough of the indoors,, lets go shopping on the streets! Can you hear my fat ass wallet? All 4 u luv 
Bought some Starbucks for us!! Do you need to pee yet?
I found a place to!
Oh no, this isn’t good. It seems like you’re going under cardiac arrest, so I’m gonna have to end this date at the hospital. :((
this is me leaning against the wall to pant because you took my breath away 
had a wonderful time today,, I look forward to the next date!
had a wonderful time today,, I look forward to the next date!
this thread is god awful why do I feel like it’s just a chain of insults directed towards him :: but 七夕节快乐 anyway
