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favorite food: tobys flat ass 




i need a loop of him saying "baaad and wickeddd" 

UNF



oh to be the boss's wife and have my ass caressed by toby OH GO HAvE TOBY THROW ME ON A COUCH AND SMOTHER ME
god young toby with his fucking stupid bowl cut i want him to rail me in that field. his baggy stupid fucking pants and flannel ugh FUCK ME
this movie is fucking bonkers hdhsjdjd
him on this tiny fucking donkey never gets old. also shiny hair i love
why has adam had mud on his face for half the movie jesus christ do y'all not know who your god damn leading man is????????
this is one of his finest on screen kisses even tho it's played for laughs https://twitter.com/driverloops/status/1240655639015276547
tw // blood, tending to wounds
how had i never seen these shots before!!! his little ponytail HIS LIPS
how had i never seen these shots before!!! his little ponytail HIS LIPS

ok the shoe licking scene was so intense but if toby asked me to do that i absolutely would lick his fucking shoe
"would you mind just rubbing my back" BABY OF COURSE ITD BE MY FUCKING HONOR 




OH GOFDD THE CAPE OUTFITHDHSJF TOBY YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER this movie is not great but he is SE X Y
anybody have the loop of the toby angelica slap/dance/kiss scene bc that shit is fire

yeah i mean the ending was pretty predictable and this movie is not good but i think toby sure is fun