can we please take a moment to imagine the hilarity of wangxian going on the newlywed game show and either a) completely annihilating their opponents or b) disagreeing a lot more than one would expect
host: wei ying, we asked lan zhan over here what part of your body he likes the most. what do you think h-
wwx: definitely my ass.
host: ...that's correct
lwj: *holds out his hand proudly for a high five*
wwx: definitely my ass.
host: ...that's correct
lwj: *holds out his hand proudly for a high five*
host: lan zhan, we asked wei ying here what your favorite activity to do together is. what did he say?
lwj: that is simple. wei ying and i love to garden together.
wwx: *flips over his answer and it says 'bed stuff ;)'*
lwj: Why Would You Say This On National Television
lwj: that is simple. wei ying and i love to garden together.
wwx: *flips over his answer and it says 'bed stuff ;)'*
lwj: Why Would You Say This On National Television
host: wei ying, we asked lan zhan to rate your cooking on a scale of 1 to 10. what did he give you?
wwx: omg obviously a 10!
lwj: ....
wwx: why aren't you saying anything lan zhan
lwj: ...
wwx: lan zhan flip your answer around
lwj: no
wwx: lan zhan.
wwx: omg obviously a 10!
lwj: ....
wwx: why aren't you saying anything lan zhan
lwj: ...
wwx: lan zhan flip your answer around
lwj: no
wwx: lan zhan.
host: lan zhan, we asked wei ying: who fell in love with who first?
lwj: wei ying fell in love with me first
wwx: omg lan zhan!! that's exactly what i put
lwj: i would like to elaborate that i don't actually believe this. i just knew that would be your answer.
wwx: ...
lwj: wei ying fell in love with me first
wwx: omg lan zhan!! that's exactly what i put

lwj: i would like to elaborate that i don't actually believe this. i just knew that would be your answer.
wwx: ...
host: wei ying, whats the thing lan zhan loves most about you?
wwx: oh, he tells me this all the time. he loves my smile, my laugh, my creativity, how adventurous i am-
host: we said one thing... you just made this a lot harder for him
wwx: oh, he tells me this all the time. he loves my smile, my laugh, my creativity, how adventurous i am-
host: we said one thing... you just made this a lot harder for him
host to lan zhan: we asked wei ying what you love most about him. what did he say?
lan zhan: It is impossible to list one thing. I love his smile, his laugh, his creativity, how adventurous he is-
host: wtf
lan zhan: It is impossible to list one thing. I love his smile, his laugh, his creativity, how adventurous he is-
host: wtf
host to wei ying: we asked lan zhan, what do you do that drives him crazy?
wwx: oh! haha, well... nibble on his ears i guess
host: ...
lwj: ...i said you eat with your mouth open sometimes
wwx: i see i grossly misunderstood the question.
wwx: oh! haha, well... nibble on his ears i guess
host: ...
lwj: ...i said you eat with your mouth open sometimes
wwx: i see i grossly misunderstood the question.
host to wei ying: we asked lan zhan, which of you two is the most organized?
wwx: omg this is a hard one!
lwj: no it isn't.
wwx: omg this is a hard one!
lwj: no it isn't.
host to wei ying: we asked lan zhan to name your least attractive quality. his answer wasn't exactly valid, but...
wwx: *sighs* let me guess. he said, "Everything about Wei Ying is attractive."
lwj: and ill say it again.
wwx: *sighs* let me guess. he said, "Everything about Wei Ying is attractive."
lwj: and ill say it again.
host to lan zhan: we asked Wei Ying to tell us which of his family members you get along best with
lwj: Jiang Yanli
wwx: *grins mischievously* I said Jiang Cheng
lwj: .....I do not believe you actually said that.
wwx: see for yourself pretty boy
*hands him paper*
lwj:
lwj: Jiang Yanli
wwx: *grins mischievously* I said Jiang Cheng
lwj: .....I do not believe you actually said that.
wwx: see for yourself pretty boy

lwj:
host to Wei Ying: same question as the last round. which of lan zhanâs family members do you get along best with?
wwx: lan huan!
lwj: the answer I chose was uncle.
wwx: ...
lwj: pretty boy.
wwx: lan huan!
lwj: the answer I chose was uncle.
wwx: ...
lwj: pretty boy.
host to lan zhan: we asked Wei Ying to remember what song was played during the first dance at your wedding. What did he say?
lwj: wangxian
wwx: *clears throat*
lwj: *sigh* dot mp3
lwj: wangxian
wwx: *clears throat*
lwj: *sigh* dot mp3
if any of you have one please donât be shy to tweet it, Iâm sure youâre all more creative than I am

i accidentally continued this thread under the wrong tweet so excuse the double posting of the next couple tweets

host to lan zhan: while wei ying is backstage we'll ask you, from 1 to 10, how attractive does he look right when he wakes up?
lwj: 20.5
host: uh. *laughs* well with an answer like that we certainly know who's sleeping on the couch tonight for costing them the game!
lwj: 20.5
host: uh. *laughs* well with an answer like that we certainly know who's sleeping on the couch tonight for costing them the game!
host to wei ying: we asked lan zhan how attractive he thinks you are right after you've woken up in the morning
wwx: 20.5, probably
host: .......
wwx: 20.5, probably
host: .......
host to lan zhan as wei ying is backstage: complete the following sentence: "the next time my husband leaves his [blank] on the [blank], im tossing it out the window"
lwj: his clothes on his body
host: this is a family show
lwj: his clothes on his body
host: this is a family show
host to wei ying: we asked lan zhan, if you two had a child, who would be the strict parent?
wwx: we actually have a little a-yuan so this question is easy haha. it's lan zhan.
lwj: i put it was you.
wwx: ...
lwj: you wouldnt buy him the toy he wanted
wwx: say sike right now
wwx: we actually have a little a-yuan so this question is easy haha. it's lan zhan.
lwj: i put it was you.
wwx: ...
lwj: you wouldnt buy him the toy he wanted
wwx: say sike right now
host: wei ying, where's the most public place you guys have ever 'done it'?
wwx: oh. lan zhan's uncle owns this library, so... i wont say more because i know he's watching.
lwj: *slowly turns board around, which says 'im sorry uncle' on it*
wwx: oh. lan zhan's uncle owns this library, so... i wont say more because i know he's watching.
lwj: *slowly turns board around, which says 'im sorry uncle' on it*
host: lan zhan, we asked wei ying to guess what you would choose to save in the case of a fire: your phone, your computer, or your wallet?
lwj: wei ying.
host: that's not one of the options.
lwj: then this is a flawed question.
wwx: i told you he'd say that.
lwj: wei ying.
host: that's not one of the options.
lwj: then this is a flawed question.
wwx: i told you he'd say that.
host: wei ying, we asked lan zhan - who is the better kisser?
wwx: lan zhan
lwj: it's wei ying
wwx: no
lwj: yes
host: ok let's move o-
wwx: maybe we should... kiss right now to find out
host: no
lwj: ...i think that would be the best way to settle this
host: NO
wwx: lan zhan
lwj: it's wei ying
wwx: no
lwj: yes
host: ok let's move o-
wwx: maybe we should... kiss right now to find out
host: no
lwj: ...i think that would be the best way to settle this
host: NO
host: the next question for our couples is "when's the last time your significant other wasnt in 'the mood'?" lan zhan, you'll be sitting out this round
lwj: why
host: wei ying started laughing as soon as i asked the question and would not stop long enough to give me an answer
lwj: why
host: wei ying started laughing as soon as i asked the question and would not stop long enough to give me an answer
host: lan zhan, we asked wei ying to name the best gift you've ever given him. what did he say?
lwj: my heart.
wwx: lan zhan
also wwx: *discreetly yet furiously starts erasing 'big ass bottle of emperor's smile' off his board*
lwj: my heart.
wwx: lan zhan


also wwx: *discreetly yet furiously starts erasing 'big ass bottle of emperor's smile' off his board*
host while wwx is backstage: lan zhan, who proposed to who?
lwj: this is a difficult question to answer.
host: haha why? it's not like you two-
lwj: we coincidentally proposed to each other on the same day.
host: .......of course you did
lwj: this is a difficult question to answer.
host: haha why? it's not like you two-
lwj: we coincidentally proposed to each other on the same day.
host: .......of course you did
host: wei ying, what would you say is lan zhan's worst habit?
wwx: if i say something he doesn't like, he pretends he can't hear me
host: is that true, lan zhan?
lwj: is what true
wwx: SEE
wwx: if i say something he doesn't like, he pretends he can't hear me
host: is that true, lan zhan?
lwj: is what true
wwx: SEE