One time I wanted to look up something about the band Hole, but I forgot that that's just like a regular word and just put "hole" into Wikipedia, and the article I found is honestly incredible.

Thanks, Wikipedia.

I just

oh my god

Wait, fuck, this is actually kind of an interesting point.

THE FUCKING CATEGORIES ARE JUST "OBJECTS" AND "HOLES"

?????

There are two types of object: philosophy and hole.