I lied. I must finish the bizarre adventures https://twitter.com/ONeillJones/status/1296544443932319744

Uh, we're still in Egypt I guess. I survived the magnet episode, so we're stuck with whoever the heck this is

this show still hates animals AND kids I see

Iggy a thief! That food does look good tho

I love that Iggy saw the fight happening and just turned around. King of minding his own business

how is baby Polnareff more upsetting than grown up Polnareff?

I know Jotaro is sharper than that. How many weirdos are running around with that haircut?

D'awwww, baby silver chariot

just choked laughing 'cause this jerk deserved to get hurt

I did this to myself

ok this jerk needs to go

a fetus? y'all

ok. I don't expect accuracy from this show, but I know for a fact that a toddler could've escaped that room

I've seen toddlers build scaffolding outta nothing. Polnareff's an amateur

oh snap! Pierced his nose

are we gonna see baby jotaro??

LMAO... is THAT what a seven year old looks like in this show??

this poor fetus lady. She's gonna be so disappointed if she meets Polnareff

I don't know why this fool blushing is so funny to me

P: "Hey Iggy, where the hell've you been all day long?"

Iggy: minding my damn business

Joseph, you are in a restaurant sir. Why are you so loud?

DIO!!!!

sorry, I literally scream that every time he pops up on screen

dang, Holly's lookin kinda rough. Too bad Joseph's stand doesn't include GPS

this show is full of good reaction images

I don't trust anybody who can do card tricks

Ahahah... Avdol said drop this fool if he blinks funny

me watching Frenchy kick the bucket:

laughing at how smug the cat accomplice is. OF COURSE he was in on it

D'arby got a binder full of soul pogs. This is wild

Avdol is me. I don't gamble and can't stand watching people lose their money

Joseph, you cheat! Never trust a white man

D'arby stress eating chocolate is so relatable

how is this moment so dramatic? lol

Cheaters never prosper Joseph!

This stand stretching souls like silly putty is hilarious

I like Avdol because he asks all the same questions I do. Like, how the hell do you use the chocolate to cheat??

Poker. FINALLY, something I understand

jesus. I have to sit through these two know it alls trying to outwit each other?

I don't trust the kid they brought in as a dealer. After the cat I don't trust anyone

I would NOT be ok with JoJo betting my soul without looking at his cards. Avdol you already "died" once, sir

I KNEW IT. The kid was in on it!

Oop. I forgot about Kakyoin. Sitting in the hospital, minding his business, doesn't even know his soul is on the line

son of a--

he bet his momma's soul?? This brat

everyone in this episode is so sweaty. eww

this man's so shook his hair turned white. jebus, just fold man

I would punch Jotaro dead in his mouth if he bluffed while betting my soul

I'm disappointed they didn't do a soul swap between Joseph and Polnareff at the end of the episode. Missed opportunity

Damn, Dio. Clean your house, man

DIO!!!

who's in the suitcase??

was NOT expecting this team up

these comics are weird

omg. Is he gonna drop kick this lady in the neck?

oh my god he did it!

gross. I wouldn't stick my fingers up frenchy's nose to win either

ah GROSS!

why is polnareff just standing there taking this?

frenchie, you're too weird for anyone to notice you're trying to give them a sign

wow. what are the odds?

how does Jotaro not hear these fools shouting around the corner?

AW GROSS MAN, cover your freakin nose

oh my god his watch was wrong

half of this show is just the JoJo gang being completely oblivious to what's actually going on

poor Iggy

kinda digging the end credit song on this episode

ok we're back! It's the Iggy vs Pet shop episode.

This bird ...is a lot

He is the Dio of birds. I don't like him

If this bird kills Iggy we riot

sorry, had to pause to take a phone call

ah, the kid saved him! good for Iggy

Kakyoin!!!!!

If I was Iggy I'd be pissed that Kakyoin stole all the attention away from me. Like I lost a whole paw for you jerks

The music in this show

DIO!!!

oh, never mind. it's just the butler

Lawd, the butler is D'arby's little bro? Y'all gonna die

ahahaha... Burn it to the ground Avdol!!!

That's the smartest thing Joseph's said this whole series

he's even getting on Kakyoin's nerves. I'm over this butler

eww...he's a collector. creepy dolls CREEPY DOLLS!

he touched ...his soul? yuk

hm... trying to think what video game I'd bet my soul on

Aw, the kakyoin doll is creepy as heck. I hate it so much

of course he's a button masher

Kakyoin, I ...didn't know you could spin dash a car

DIO!!!! (flashback, but still)

I want to know who was shipping Kakyoin and Dio for us to get this rose filled flashback

Joseph is that one dude you kick out of the room for distracting people during the tourney. Quit backseat driving, man!

me button mashing my way to victory during the Mortal Kombat/Street Fighter/DOA tourney every thanksgiving

what kind of racing game is this?

damn Kakyoin, you could've at least finished the race

I kind of want this to be re-dubbed so that every time Jotaro calls Joseph "old man" it's replaced with "boomer"

I don't know why this is so funny to me. I had to watch it twice, in english and japanese

ooh, you get to draw your own characters in? this cartridge is advanced

Jotaro talked all that smack about his grandfather not knowing how to play and ...he doesn't know how to play??

Kakyoin ain't getting his soul back is he?

ah, @InspectorNerd must've worked on this episode

Jotaro with no hat on ...just bothers me so much

Oh, THAT's his stand's power. Ok, this makes more sense now

I feel like the only reason Jotaro is winning right now is because he doesn't actually know how to play the dang game

whew, had to take a break to work. we back!

Gamer Darby is freaking out because his stand can't read Jotaro's mind or soul or whatever. This is all very very dramatic

Seriously Jotaro, put the hat back on dude. You're freaking me out

the YES YES YES YES YES is taking me out

yay, Kakyoin's back!

Of course it was Joseph. Of course it was the cheating ass white dude

you're in danger butler dude

Blasted off like team rocket

What are you smoking in there Dio? Fogged up the whole room

whenever y'all see me tweet "DIO", I want you to imagine me doing this ok? ok.

*ahem*

DIO!!!!!

Who is this dude? Is that Vanilla Ice?

Did he just... omg. He didn't even get any screentime

that is one hell of a loyalty test. The benefit package must be amazing

Avdol. The man told you to burn it all down. Why aren't you burning it all down??

Jesus that scared me. why was he hiding in a pillar? Why was he dressed like a saiyan?

LMAO! who named this man Billie Jean?? who is responsible?

rest in peace Billie Jean

ugh... I don't like that stand AT ALL

Should've burned the building down when you had the chance Avdol

Whyyyyy is he inside the stand’s mouth??

Y'all be killing Avdol too often for me. I can't even be sad anymore. Me and Polnareff both over here in denial

Boy, why are you building a barricade if he can just... dissolve his way through everything?

I want to know what book Dio is reading. You think he's into romance novels?

oh hohoho... Iggy you clever bugger you

I just realized this man is not wearing pants

Iggy didn't deserve any of this. He was minding his business, got kidnapped, dragged halfway across the world, just to get caught up in some joestar nonsense

what? nobody told me there was a quiz in this episode. What kind of options are these??

C "he won't be able to dodge. Reality is cruel"

I almost feel bad for badmouthing Polnareff this whole time

I am SO gullible

This is the Polnareff show. I should've known. I should've KNOWN

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YOU BASTARD?!

I appreciate them putting in the extra effort to animate those souls, but I'm still mad

you've taken away the ONLY CHARACTERS I CARED ABOUT

Cannot believe they're still lying to Suzy Q

who is this anime Agent Coulson looking dude?

Suzy is sharper than she looks

Should I even bother learning Great Value brand Vegeta's name?

he was bullied and has something to prove... this should be fun

Star Platinum didn’t have to punch her like that

DIO!!!!

LOL Dio said come up here and say that to my face, bih

Dio's spent the past 45 days practicing his poses in front of the mirror and it shows

apparently the JoBros have been practicing too

You don't have time to monologue Joseph. The sun is setting

is it time? Is he freezing time? it's gotta be something obvious that I'm missing

they were so scared they just jumped out the window. Dio may be a little bitch, but he a bad bitch

Polnareff and his revenge. How many people have died for your revenge?

I'm so tired yall, this is gonna be my last episode for the day. I glance up at the screen and thought Dio was cosplaying as Naruto for a hot second

Dio! you can't just do that. That's not an uber

Jotaro, how many motorcycles have you stolen before?

Ok, Dio deflecting Hierophant Green's attack was pretty cool. I will concede this one point

Having all of y'all laughing at me KNOWING how much worse it's gonna get is the only reason I'm still watching. Because it can NOT possibly get any more ridiculous than this https://twitter.com/SmilingGrouch/status/1298741408518434817?s=20

I really thought Kakyoin had him with that web. They all about to die for real

Dio's power. I KNEW it

Aye Dio, keep Erina's name out your mouth

c'mon Joseph, use your brain. You can figure it out

Dio monologuing while no one can hear him is such a Dio thing to do

I just want to take a moment to appreciate this cat's reaction to seeing Dio for the first time

Dammit Dio

OK, it's Star Platinum vs The World, but I'm done working for the day, so I'm gonna have to see who wins tomorrow

ngl, part of me wants Dio to win so this series can end and I can be at peace again (but I feel like that's not gonna happen)

Alright, Twitter fam, y'all know what time it is...two episodes of Stardust Crusaders left

(for those of you who are new and do not, in fact, know what time it is, feel free to mute this thread)

Let's goooooo!

When I tapped out two days ago, Jotaro was the last Jo standing and was facing off with Dio (who has been upgraded from lil bitch to bad bitch)

Dio used his stand's power and is monologuing again even though nobody can hear him