EXPOSING @METANOIAXMALIK; A THREAD
disclaimer: this is a joke we’re best friends but u can be fake mad for the comments k thx bye
Exhibit A: her contact name.

i’ve had to change her constant name to this because of her hatred towards some of these things not all are bad but i’ll only explain the bad ones
Part 1: bruce slander

as seen in the second screenshot it’s obvious she doesn’t care about bruce( l’ouis dog)
Part 2: the z in zouiam slander

as seen in the 2nd and 3rd screenshots she excluded z’ayn when talking abt people who she stans but before this she even mentioned njall when she doesn’t stan him
Part 3:the ou in zouiam slander

first ss disrespecting otb when ranking walls second and third as putting louis last TWICE
Part 3a: the ou in zouiam slander

her putting l’ouis last again and also her fav tmh song being a song in which l’ouis has no major solos
Part 4: the iam in zouiam slander

her criticizing ljams cover and merch and and also putting only ONE of his lyrics
Part 4a: the iam in zouiam slander

happily being her fav song on mm when ljam and going back to previous points l’ouis have the shortest parts
Part 5: stole my heart slander

self explanatory
Part 6: proof of her being a solo narry(there’s nothing wrong with it but she thinks it’s ok to lie)

change my mind starts with l’ouis which she skips, back for has ljam in the bridge which she skips, summer love has z’ayn dominating the chorus which she skips
Part 6a: solo narry proof

her hating on l’iams merch but loving narrys
Part 6b: solo narry proof

stockholm syndrome which yes it’s our national anthem but h’arry sang it solo before and in what a feeling there’s the one narry part
end of thread.
this was made to show u who she really is she may have a zayn header but it’s all a lie. the end 😁
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