Ohmigosh! I can't believe @KermittheFrog asked ME to recap the newest episode of #MuppetsNow... Oh, an intro! I'm Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan. These days, I'm officially one of the gang! Who knows what's next for me? Oh right, probably the next tweet.
We'd never have a show without @GoferScooter. I wish I could give him a break and fill in for him sometime, but I tend to pass out with joy if I see a Muppet. Wait, is that THE Animal in this GIF? Hoo boy, I feel light headed... #MuppetsNow
First up, @MissPiggy interviewed Aubrey Plaza ( @evilhag) on "Mup Close & Personal". They've both taught me so much about Hollywood. Aubrey taught me the power of comedy, and Miss Piggy taught me how to get a waiter to give you a foot massage. Still not sure why. #MuppetsNow
Sorry that @unclebydeadly doubled for you during the reshoots @evilhag, but you've gotta admit he really pulls off your dark, mystical aesthetic! Maybe he can be your stunt double! I hear he's great at stage combat. #MuppetsNow
Up next it was "Muppet Labs Field Test". This time, Dr. Honeydew and Beaker are researching sound! Speaking of sound, did you know I'm learning to speak Beaker? I took a correspondence course and Beaker says my progress is "Mee me mo meep!" I think that's good. #MuppetsNow
This segment had it all – Beaker filled with sound vibrations, a sad computer, and Animal as Leonardo DaVinci! BTW, if anyone wants to see my dream cast for a "Muppets DaVinci Code," you can't. Joe from Legal says it's proprietary now... and a little weird. #MuppetsNow
Speaking of... Hey, 90s computer, if you're reading this and need a new home, you have one with me and my collection of vintage Muppet CD-ROM games! You haven't lived until you've had a point-and-click Muppet Treasure Island PC game speed-run with me. #MuppetsNow
Then, The Swedish Chef made spaghetti carbonara against Giuseppe Losavio! I'm SUCH a fan of Swedish Chef. I even tried making his recipes as a kid, but couldn't find any singing vegetables! Poetry-reciting vegetables, sure, but that wasn't what the recipe called for. #MuppetsNow
Sure, Chef Guiseppe made a fine spaghetti carbonara with his hard-won skills and experience, but The Swedish Chef made it his way! AKA, he made a big mess. I'd rather eat Swedish Chef's – you know, to impress the folks on the Muppet fan forums. #MuppetsNow
Finally, "LifeStyle with @MissPiggy" taught us about something important: self-care. My self-care is buying Muppet merchandise and displaying it in my collection. If I find three more stuffed Kermits I'll have to get a second apartment. SO cool, right?! #MuppetsNow
In this segment @MissPiggy and @TayeDiggs gave some great self-care tips, like verbal affirmation. I do that too – I just get so nervous performing with The Muppets! I say, "You ARE good enough to appear on the same stage as a giant talking cheese! You ARE!" #MuppetsNow
That was the recap for Episode 104! I hope I did a good job and/or provided some new info for @MuppetWiki.

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