what your favourite @mountain_goats album says about you, a thread

The Sunset Tree:

- your childhood was really fucked up
- you’re gay
- you probably have CPTSD, go to therapy

Tallahassee:

- you got out of (or are still in) a toxic relationship
- you’re a goth
- you’re gay
- you probably have CPTSD, go to therapy

All Hail West Texas:

- you’re a sentimental nostalgic bitch
- you have a complicated relationship with where you grew up in and look for “home” everywhere you go
- go to therapy

In League With Dragons:

- you started playing DnD when you thought you were cis and it helped you realise you were trans
- you’re gay
- you’re already in therapy, keep going bitch

Goths:

- you’re a goth, duh
- people assume you’re tough and mean because of how you look and you let them for the most part as a defense mechanism, but you’re actually really nice and loving
- you’re gay
- you have issues, go to therapy

Heretic Pride:

- you have some deep-seated religious trauma but you think Catholicism really went off with stained glass
- you’re gay
- you know you should go to therapy but being that vulnerable scares you

Get Lonely:

- you’re still processing your last breakup
- you’re gay
- you have a therapist but you forget the appointments half the time

Transcendental Youth:

- you refuse to die and you’re going to make that everybody else’s problem
- you’re gay
- you’ve been in therapy on and off for years

the sexiest thing about this thread is I turned off replies for anyone who doesn’t follow me so random men can’t try to one up my jokes in the replies