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Having soft Jaskel feels today. I just really love Eskel ok?
Modern AU, Jaskier is out drinking with his friends. The bars close and they’re starving. The only place open at this hour is a hole in the wall greasy spoon diner.
Modern AU, Jaskier is out drinking with his friends. The bars close and they’re starving. The only place open at this hour is a hole in the wall greasy spoon diner.
He likes this diner because when he orders extra whipped cream and cherries on his waffle they cover like the WHOLE THING with whipped cream and like fifty cherries arranged into cute shapes.
Other places just put one extra dollop and one extra cherry and scowl at him.
Other places just put one extra dollop and one extra cherry and scowl at him.
Anyway hes d r u n k. So he gets his waffle breakfast again (they serve it 24 -7 baby) with greasy ass potatoes (nothing tastes better when you’re drunk than greasy ass potatoes) and he sees all the cherries and whipped cream he’s feeling extremely grateful.
He twirls his finger in the air and is like CAn yOu bRiNg out The C H E F? I must give him my C O M P L I M E N T S.
And the extremely grouchy waiter with the muscles and the receding hairline looks around and is like...
What the fuck kind of restaurant do you think you’re in?
And the extremely grouchy waiter with the muscles and the receding hairline looks around and is like...
What the fuck kind of restaurant do you think you’re in?
Jaskier, entirely unimpressed, gets up and pushes past the man.
He stands in front of the counter, right in front of the kitchen and there’s only one man back there.
Because of the silver shelf and the heat lamps he can only see the man’s torso and arms.
He stands in front of the counter, right in front of the kitchen and there’s only one man back there.
Because of the silver shelf and the heat lamps he can only see the man’s torso and arms.
But holy shit what a torso. The man has a white shirt with the sleeves pushed up. His forearms are strong and veiny and have a Wolf tattoo.
His shoulders are broad and a white apron is tied around his sturdy waist.
He’s like a thick ass serving of Jaskiers favorite kind of dish
His shoulders are broad and a white apron is tied around his sturdy waist.
He’s like a thick ass serving of Jaskiers favorite kind of dish
So he just drunkenly belts out...
“Compliments to the chef and his lovely forearms.”
The man dips his head down probably to see what idiot is standing at the counter waiting and
He has a square jaw and amber eyes and half his face is covered in tracks of scars.
“Compliments to the chef and his lovely forearms.”
The man dips his head down probably to see what idiot is standing at the counter waiting and
He has a square jaw and amber eyes and half his face is covered in tracks of scars.
Holy fucking shit. Says Jaskier. he freezes and his eyes go wide as saucers.
The man hastily pulls his head back up and Jaskier loses sight of him with a whimper.
A teenager girl with blonde hair appears at the register.
“Excuse me do you have something to say about my Uncle??
The man hastily pulls his head back up and Jaskier loses sight of him with a whimper.
A teenager girl with blonde hair appears at the register.
“Excuse me do you have something to say about my Uncle??
“Yeah, fuckin marry me.” Says Jaskier.
The girls yes go from anger to amused.
“Well. Ok.”
“I mean he can cook. He’s hot as shit..his pecs are just—“
“Ok ok ew that’s my uncle.”
The girls yes go from anger to amused.
“Well. Ok.”
“I mean he can cook. He’s hot as shit..his pecs are just—“
“Ok ok ew that’s my uncle.”
So Jaskier full on like makes up a drunken song about how delicious the waffle was and how he wants to kiss the cook until Eskel comes out to take his number. He’s red as a beet but his lopsided smile is 100% pleased.
And as he’s leaving, walking on clouds with Eskel’s number in his phone, the waiter (Lambert Apparently) is like...
Fucking finally. If you took too much longer to notice him we were gonna have to take out a second mortgage to pay for all those jars of cherries we go through.
Fucking finally. If you took too much longer to notice him we were gonna have to take out a second mortgage to pay for all those jars of cherries we go through.
They become boyfriends and dote on each other beyond any reasonable measure and Jaskier visits him regularly after closing. Eskel fucks him on every table in the restaurant. Lambert reviewed the security tape one night and got an eyeful so Eskel reviews it now. Jaskier helps him.
The end
