Do you know why people poo and it doesn’t come out once? But cut into half.

Let me tell you something. In the ancient of days when life was easy nothing too serious to worry about. Men didn’t know about poo until this event took place.
Mr hair and Mr poo were friends,they been friends for so long that they trust each other. So one day Mr poo was hungry and need some food,he asked Mr hair if he had some food in the house and he was given some.

Mr poo promised to pay back within 3 market days....
the market days had pass and Mr hair asked mr poo for his pay back. Mr poo lied to him about getting it back the next market day.

He continued to lie until one day Mr hair got angry and was chasing Mr poo to pay him off.
A man was at his farm working and his ass set to where mr poo and mr hair were coming from.

Immediately Mr poo saw the man,he thought he’d run and hide inside there immediately he entered the asshole Mr hair followed up but....
couldn’t enter and rather decided to wait for mr poo so he could take his food back.

So each time Mr poo tries coming out of a man’s asshole mr hair cut grabs mr poo to pay him off his food,that’s why when someone’s pooping it doesn’t come out all.

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