the RNC is already completely off the rails
Alabama's crowning achievement according to its RNC representative is that it's "the state with the highest approval rating in the country for Donald Trump."
The RNC is completely beyond parody
"Make America Great Again, Again" -- the 2020 GOP platform is basically that Trump deserves a mulligan
Trump begins his first speech at the 2020 RNC by suggesting he deserves to serve more than two terms in office
nobody:

not a single soul:

Trump:
Trump's story about how the country was coming together under his leadership before Covid hit is total nonsense. He had just been impeached!
"You have a governor [in North Carolina] who is in a total shutdown mood" -- Trump still thinks that public health measures to slow the spread of coronavirus are a political conspiracy against him
I'm not sure campaigning on up being down is going to work out that well for Trump
Trump 2020: It's The Governors' Fault
Trump is really out here trying to spin a pandemic that has killed 177,000 Americans and counting as a major success story for him
"He's a fantastic young guy" -- Trump can't seem to remember the name of the Republican who is running to fill Mark Meadows's seat
Trump complains at length about cable news coverage of the RNC, concluding with a promo for OAN
"This is going to be one of the greatest scams ... this is the greatest scam in the history of politics, I think. And I'm talking about beyond our nation." -- Trump on the 2020 election
Trump: "They are trying to steal the election from the Republicans ... just like they did it last time with spying. And we caught them. That included President Obama [and] Biden." (Reminder: the Obama administration did not spy on Trump's campaign.)
Trump accuses Democrats of "using Covid to steal an election"
this is completely delusional
"We're gonna end up with 302 great Supreme Court justices" -- Trump

(there are 9 justices on SCOTUS)
this is completely delusional, part 2
"those beautiful war fields that we have" #wut
"Be very, very careful ... don't let them take it away from you" -- Trump ends his 2020 RNC rally speech in North Carolina on an ominous note
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